Girl #1: That is so cool!
Girl #2: Awesome!
Girl #1: Dude, you ROCK!
Girl #2: You should join a circus.
Girl #1: I…[pause]…(Quiet, sad voice) I want to f*** you.
For YEARS I’ve been playing bass in bands trying to achieve this, with no success ever. And yet without any tricks or anything, just by unicycling past two girls I’ve done something to make Gene Simmons jealous.
I’m selling off my 9 basses and buying more unis.
I also make them for a hobby, and I’m almost finished with a 4-string necktrhough hollowbody with LED inlays. There are a couple places I messed up on in (nothing major, just some cosmetic things) so I’ll be selling it off pretty cheap - probably less than $300 so if you’re interested, PM me.
Re: Last night, I did the coolest thing I’ve ever done on a unicycle. (Warning: Not P
That better not be it. If that is it you best go out and find this girl 1 and do her up proper. And by do her up proper I mean to have sex with her and by have sex with her I mean to court her is a way that is proper of a gentelman such as you are.
What exactly do you offer her to ride? The unicycle? She’s probably got more experience riding… uh… y’know… never mind.
I’ve gotten a few “Unicycles are sexy!” and “I love you Unicycle Man!” around the UCSC campus. Too bad the chicks on this campus are all from So. Cal. and are as dumb as dirt. Nonetheless it makes a ride across campus more exciting
This raises a good point, however. Unicyclists have worked hard to come up with quippy responses to “where’s your other wheel” but what do we say to the random chick-a-dee that wants to jump your bones?
which is criminal considering the guitarist will get your fingers strumming to the tune, the drummer will get your feet tapping to the rhythm
but only the bassist can make u move your body to the groove
Skippii seems more interested in talking about guitars than finishing his story. This is a sleazy thread, but I just couldn’t resist. Unless Skippii elaborates, I will assume the conversation he listed for us was all that happened. In which case I’m trying to figure out just what he “did.”
And no, I don’t want private details. Just whether it led to a “date” or something, or you were just blown away by a comment that may or may not have been serious.
Re: Last night, I did the coolest thing I’ve ever done on a unicycle. (Warning: Not PG)
On Mon, 25 Oct 2004 02:26:01 -0500, “siafirede” wrote:
>it depends on what kind of band you
>are in, but in general everyone overlooks bass players.
In the 1980’s our folk band went to a masterclass workshop. I played
the guitar at the time, in most of our pieces mainly the afterbeat.
The workshop leader advised that the guitarist be very friendly with
the pass player, beginning a relationship if possible, because if the
bass player had the pace wrong, it would seem as if the guitarist was
out of phase. Since the bass player was already my gf I took it one
step further. So now I have been married to her for more than 17
Klaas Bil - Newsgroup Addict
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I don’t know what it is about the one wheel but it seems to attract all sorts of people. i dont know if its that unicyclists are rare out here, or just an abundance of “friendly” women. but ive been offered oral sex twice while riding in the past week, while my girlfriend was biking beside me!
The moral of the story is keep riding everywhere and eventually ull all find friendly ladies in your area:D