Kittens!

Last night our cat who’s only quite little herself, gave birth to 3 kittens. So my brother and I spent most of the evening being feline midwives. I enjoyed the fact that her waters broke on my brothers leg…hahaha. The kittens are very sweet. There’s one black one, one ginger one and one grey runty one (Tony Blair, Charles Kennedy and Michael Howard…topical kittens). We’v decided to rename the mummy cat Charmaine in honour of her chav teenage pregnancy ways…The hussy. She’s a very affectionate little cat though and seems to be making a good mum so all is well. I’ll post some photos at some point soon.

Kit

AWWW! I don’t really like cats, but kittens are irresistibly cute! Yes, pics, must HAVE PICS!!!

Re: Kittens!

Thats sickening, lol…

awww, kitties!! (: I like kitties, they’re cool. when I was like five, my cat had kittens on top of me while I was sleeping, and I didn’t wake up. NO JOKE!! hahahahah, anyway, that’s cool.

lol look at my cat

woops here it is, my cat got stuck up there after my mom left, she got up there using the car and the car is not there anymore, so as i speak my cat is still stuck, lol

Only three, mine useually had half a dozen

Lucky kittens: Salvage worker saves kittens from crusher

Our cat, Claire, is pretty much a slut who has serviced the entire neighborhood. She’s had 13 kittens in three litters. Cats are good mommies. Claire taught the kittens how to play with the dogs.

Three cheers for cats with loose morals!

yeah, when can we expect the pics?

any why isn’t the grey runty one called tony blair?
topical cats are all well and good, but that doesn’t mean u don’t have to make a statement at the same time

here kitty kitty…quick grab it, put it in the CATapult…ZING - MEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW

Hey there’s Catboy…quick…

Pics will be up as soon as I can talk to my sis for more than 5 minutes…She has a new boyfriend so haven’t seen much of her recently and she’s the one with the digi camera.

Going purely on physical appearance Mr Howard is definitely more runty and grey than Blair.

Mr Howards going to be standing down as leader of the conservatives soon…Huzzah! Those Torys are doing really well recently. I think they’ve had 4 leaders in 4 years now. Each one more of a prat than the last. I would have actually cried had Howard got in. He made a crap home secretary and would’ve made a worse PM. Although you must give him credit for somehow managing to get himself quite an attractive wife…God knows how he managed that.

Gosh that was a tangent and a half…Er yeah, kittens they’re ace.

Kit

How are the kittens doing? Have you gotten a pic of them yet?

The kittens are good. One’s got it’s eyes open and another has nearly. I still haven’t gotten round to getting any batteries for the camera…One day I shall…I promise.

Start my new job in half an hour…wish me luck.

Kit

there’s no such thing
it’s all skill, smoke and mirrors

break legs

I’ve finally got round to getting some pictures of the kittens uploaded to the gallery.

We had a bit of a drama with one of them the other day. My mum had a few of her work colleagues round at the house after they’d been for a meal. At the end of the evening one of her colleagues (colleague, not friend!) walked out of the house and went home with Orlando, our ginger kitten. Catnapping moose! We phoned her the next day and got her to bring him back. However, being the silly moose that she is she brought her young daughter with her in order to lay a guilt trip on us. We didn’t stand for any of it. If she doesn’t want her daghter to be upset she shouldn’t go about stealing kittens which aren’t weaned and giving them to her daughter. I have very little time for that woman now…She’s a neurotic idiot.

Anyway, all is now well, kitten and mum cat are reunited.

I’ve also posted up some pictures from Glastonbury and a few from the solstice. Enjoy.

the pics are here

the pics are in the 2 untitled albums at the bottom.

I lied about the solstice pics…I’ve not uploaded them yet. Might get round to it this evening.

i don’t even know how to respond to that

the phrase unbeverylievable springs to mind

She’s a very silly lady. She’s no longer on my christmas card list.

Boy am I glad to be getting away from Macclesfield tomorrow. It’s a funny ol place with lots of funny ol people.