John Foss wrote:
>I was actually thinking of doing a Freestyle performance at NUC this
>summer on this subject. Can anyone think of a way I can actually kill this
>song in a 3 minute time limit? I know I can’t really “kill” it, because it
>lives everywhere, lying dormant in all of our brains! But any fun ideas
>will be welcome.
It would be funny if you had it playing from an LP record player located on the
edge of the performance area. At the end of your routine you could ride up to it
and make a huge bunny hop, land right on top of it, and make about 5 more hops
there for good measure to finish it off. 
~Rick