Aren’t Jumpers great, you can put them on when you’re cold and take them off again when you’re too hot, what will they think of next? Coats are pretty good as well.
Has anyone else got any thoughts on things that are great?
Matt
What are Jumpers?
They are sort of a sweater, Jumpers are more of the knitted kind, I hope this helps with your enquiry…
I agree, jumpers are very useful.
Staplers are also really neat. If you have a piece of paper, and another piece of paper relating to the first piece of paper, you can stick the two pieces of paper together with the stapler. So you won’t lose one of them. But if you do lose one of them, then you lose both of them…
oh! oh! I got one! what do you get from crossing a sheep with a wallaby?..besides a freaky sterile mutant…
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think you know?
do you?
A WOOLLY JUMPER!!! now wasn’t that funny?
Oh, and PRE-SLICED BAGUELS SUCK!
what?? pre sliced bagels are the greatest things since sliced bread!
-grant
NOT TRUE!!!
Velcro sticky tape is truly awesome, possibly yielding only to the true greatness that is bubble wrap. You can stick things… to other things! And then take them off! And stick them elsewhere! And… and…
Wow.
Phil
But the velcro’s stickier than the glue, so it falls off. I know cos I tried to use it for my stilts
Has anyone else noticed that DUCT TAPE hasn’t been mentioned yet? Dude, you can MAKE a jumper out of duct tape!!
I made a pretty sweet wallet out of duct tape but then I lost it that’s only because I got a new wallet and emptied the duct tape one.
I’m going to make a new one. 
And you can wash yourself with duct tape. Just put a layer of tape all around your body, let stick for a while and then rip it off. For the ladies this is even more useful, because you also get rid of all nasty looking hair on your body.
Some people at my school have a business of selling duct tape wallets. They sell them for about fifteen dollars, WAAY overpriced, so they’ve made several hundred dollars. I made my own, for FREE.
Good luck to them I say, if people are willing to pay it
OH MY GOD! I can’t beleive I forgot about the handyman’s secret weapon!!!..Truly one of (if not the) best invention EVER!!
It has super-power like abilities! and can do almost anything!
I just presumed we’d left out duct tape for the same reason minis were banned from the Monte Carlo rally, because nothing could come close.
Duct tape with velco on the back, now /that/ would rock.
Phil
TWO SIDED DUCT-TAPE!!!
If you had two-sided duct tape, then you should have a special carrying case so fuzzy stuff won’t get stuck to the roll. And what would that carrying case be made out of…?
BABIES!!!
I don’t like jumpers. So there. 