While she was “flying” down the road yesterday (10 miles over
the limit),
a woman passed over a bridge only to find a cop with a radar gun
on the
other side lying in wait.
The cop pulled her over, walked up to the car, and with that
classic
patronizing smirk we all know and love, asked, “What’s your
hurry?”
To which she replied, “I’m late for work.”
“Oh yeah,” said the cop, “what do you do?”
“I’m a rectum stretcher,” she responded.
The cop stammered, “A what? A rectum stretcher? And just what
does
a rectum stretcher do?”
“Well,” she said, “I start by inserting one finger, then work my
way up
to two fingers, then three, then four, then with my whole hand
in. I
work from side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I
slowly
but surely stretch, until it’s about 6 feet wide.”
“And just what the hell do you do with a 6 foot asshole?” he
asked.
“You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge…”
Traffic Ticket $95.00
Court Costs. $45.00
The Look on Cop’s Face. PRICELESS
