Jethro's Amazing Predictions for 2006

Off-topic
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I was born with a gift that allows me to see the future. I would like to give all of you the benefit of that gift as I tell you what will happen at Unicyclist.com in 2006. This is stuff Gilby doesn’t even know about yet.

  • JJuggle and BillytheMountain will disagree.
  • Someone will post a picture of Harper wearing a leotard thingy.
  • DK will register a dual account.
  • BillytheMountain will change his mind.
  • JohnFoss will complain about the judging at Unicon13.
  • Someone will determine that unicycles are circus-related.
  • Someone will determine that there is no connection between unicycles and the circus.
  • Someone will design a new unicyling t-shirt.
  • There will be a heated debate about which is the best muni tire.
  • Someone will get mad at Tyler for no reason.
  • Yoopers will mention his son Ben and soccer in the same sentence.

And finally (don’t ask me how I do this stuff),

  • in 2006, Gilby will not get married.

Feel free to try your hand at this and add your own.

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are you willing to put money on this?

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All of them, or one in particular?

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:slight_smile:
Andrew will announce on no less than 5 separate occasions over a period of 6 months that his custom muni frame will be finished any week now. :wink:

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whats gonan happen in the moste replys thread, will we get to 50,000?

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all of them I guess

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<tune class=“stupid”>
Eloping I shall go, eloping I shall go, hi ho, look at those marigolds, eloping we shall go.
</tune>

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HAHAHAHA… poor Tyler. People always get mad at him for no reason.

Jethro, D’UH that Gilby won’t get married in 2006. He’s a playah for-evah. As if he’s ready to settle down.

Gilby’s to busy following the Kit (Mr.Boogie Juice) philosophy: “Life is short and women sag”.

I predict pain in my RSU future.

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How do you do this stuff?

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[QUOTE=Murde Mental]
"Life is short QUOTE]

Hahahah that was a good one

Chase

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  • There will be a heated debate about whether it’s “tire” or the obviously superior “tyre”. :slight_smile:

Phil

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[quote=“Unitik908”]

Tell it to Kit. He’s a genius when it comes to livin’ large.

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I could tell you, but then I would have to post pictures of you half-naked.

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Eew. That’s something we didn’t need to know.

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I’m a playah… haha… you really don’t know me, or you’re referring to a totally different topic.

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Nah, I was only basing that on your attitude in the MR thread towards our lovely MR princess Kristine. You teenage heart-throb you :wink:

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20 is no longer teen. :wink:

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sure it is!

seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenteen??

see?

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So, when I turn 30, I’ll be a teen again? thirteen?

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no, that’s thirty. Don’t be silly Gilby.

hey… and you think you could let me in on a few tricks?