Jesus Crist is alive and among us

Anyone heard of this guy? His name is Jose Luis de Jesus Miranda. This is one of the craziest things I have ever seen.

Here’s an interview with him.

Yes, I know I spelled Christ ‘wrong’ in the title. That’s what they’re calling him…

Yay!!! Jesus is coming to the U.S.A.!!! I’ll be in the front row!!!

What are the odds that God would reincarnate as someone who is also named Jesus.

I wouldn’t believe it [even] if his name was Walter.

EDIT: [even]

Accept Jesus into your heart now and get a free bobble head, for a limited time only!

Thou shalt not take the bobble head in vain!!

Has anyone heard the folk song “Plastic Jesus”? From an early '60’s Broadside mag. I’ll try to find it right now!!! Oh, by the way, I believe in all religions so do I get a chunck of heaven or do I go flaming straight to hell?

Here it is!!!

meh alread got one

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A few years ago the Weekly World News (American tabloid newspaper with the most ridulous headlines at the supermarket checkout) did a story on MUni. They got some photos from me, but only after I was given the opportunity to “approve” the accompanying story, which was a legit piece from around 2000 about mountain unicycling. One of my pictures was actually used on the front page!

But the main headline on that issue was:
JESUS WALKED IN AMERICA, 2000 YEARS AGO

Not too outlandish for them. Another headline in that issue was DENTIST TOOL SUCKS OUT PATIENT’S BRAIN

I’m sure it’s all true. And that piece of toast with the image of the Virgin Mary on it? Yup, I would choose toast if I were trying to send a message… :stuck_out_tongue:

John,

For some reason, I remember seeing that specific issue in the checkout line. I don’t remember the unicycle though. Must not have been ridiculous enough. :slight_smile:

nah, it just sounded too fake

Crazy how a Weekly World Newspaper would have one basic belief of Mormonism as their headline.

hold on, for some reason i was thinking not only mormons believe that Jesus visited the americas…

Jesus was the best conquistador of them all.

I donno who all does, but I know that Mormons do.

Yeah, that’s the Mormons.