here’s a funny one
Q:why does michael jackson wear pajamas to court ?
A:he thought it was a pj party
I don’t get that one…
but anyway, here’s mine:
what’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
one is plastic and harmful to children…the other is used to carry groceries!!
funny
did’nt you hear that michael jackson came to court with pj’s on
Did you hear about Michael Jackson’s latest song?
“Don’t let your son go down on me.”
and another:
Have you heard about Michael Jackson’s New Book?
It’s called "The In’s and Out’s of Child Rearing”.
so Michael Jackson was in an interview, and he said that from now on he’s ‘only going to date twenty eight year olds.’
the interviewer asked what’s so good about twenty eight year olds?
Michael Jackson said: “there’s twenty of them.”
lol
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Atkinson?
Nothing.
ohh, almost, except my face isn’t made of plastic.
close, though! 
Close??? WTF?
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as an MJ music fan these hurt but i cant ignore that some of them are funny due to his life style choices
So MJ is walking threw the woods with a kid and its getting darker and they are more lost as time goes on…the kids says Michael, im scared.
MJ says, “how do you think i feel, i have to walk out of here alone”
Whats the difference between Michael Jackson and Grey Hounds?
Grey Hounds wait for the hares (hairs) to come out.
How does Michael Jackson know when its bed time?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
Thats all for now…I KNOW I know more though…maybe later.
all i gotta say is that if he were still making hits as big as the “thriller” and “bad” records, no one would care. or moreso, he’d get a bit of a free pass. people’d consider him a troubled genious or something, like roman polanski. for those of you who don’t know, roman is the brilliant film maker who has to live in europe because he has a problem with having sex with 12-15 year old girls. he’s currently in his late 60s/early 70s. he won a career achievement oscar a few years back and couldn’t come into our country to accept it. if MJ were still making huge hits, i’m sure a similar acceptance would exist.
When Michael Jackson was in hospital the other week he was lying in his bed and a nurse came in and said…
“would you like anything to keep you occupied whilst you’re here, a magazine or a video or something?”
“well I like disney movies, do you have any of those?”
The nurse returns and says
“would you like aladdin?”
“…oooh goodness no. I’m in enough trouble as it is. Just the video if you wouldn’t mind.”
Whats white on the outside, black on the inside and comes in little cans!!! …Michael Jackson.
What did the mom say to Michael Jackson while they were on the beach?..would you please get out of my sun (son)!!!
Did you hear how Michael Jackson got food poisoning? … .he ate an eight year old wiener.
What does Michael Jackson and W*lmart have in common? …Little boys pants half off.
enough of this!!!
peace out
yep. thank goodness for vh1.
Michael Jackson has sacked his Chinese lawyer, stating he could affect the verdict.
Mr Poke Um Yung feel Michael is over reacting.
Joe,
(I just made this one up-kinda lame)
Whats white and bobs up and down in a baby’s crib?
Micheal Jackson’s ass. wow that one is too funny for you! 
Haha that made me chuckle… nothing against Michael…
Chase