I've been flamed!

[JJuggle]

I got these today as PMs from benchambersisaretard. Just thought I’d share.

Hello, or should I say ‘howdy’ or an alterior form of unintelligent, lethargic greeting, you American contemptous buffoon?
To the point: how dare you unjustly criticise the utilisation of grammar of ‘thinuniking’ in one of his posts! I bet that you are an overweight, lazy, and nervous looking fellow who still lives with his mother and has a penchant for jealously leering at other people who are more anaesthetically pleasing than yourself and whom have a greater intellect than you

Hello, or should I say ‘howdy’ or an alterior form of unintelligent, lethargic greeting, you American contemptous buffoon?
To the point: how dare you unjustly criticise the utilisation of grammar of ‘thinuniking’ in one of his posts! I bet that you are an overweight, lazy, and nervous looking fellow who still lives with his mother and has a penchant for jealously leering at other people who are more anaesthetically pleasing than yourself and whom have a greater intellect than you!
I am going off to surf now with my gorgeous girlfriend, and to watch the sunset with her. You will sit here reading this, turning purple and sweating (like the pig you are) with rage, and then you will probably go and get thrills from reading a porno magazine (you poor, lonely guy). Such is the difference between yourself, me and ‘thinuniking’; we are too cool for words, and enjoy going outside and having fun and you are just are a sad little geeky man who believes he is superior in intelligence to the rest of the World, when in reality you are clearly not. Sorry.
Enjoy your ‘life’ you sad retard

Don’t even bother replying to my reality check to your sad self Mr.LibRAREian, because I am just too clever for you and have already blocked you, because I do not communicate with people of such a low status compared with myself- I talk to the cool , chilled-out people in life who actually have hobbies (eg surfing), and whom have decent jobs (no, they are not librarians). Got to go, car’s packed for a surf trip and the swell’s looking good (so’s my girlfriend, incidentally). So farewell, sad person, and be careful now: don’t bore yourself to death reading too many books in that library of yours.

Has anyone else been treated to his wit? Apparently despite his claims to the contrary he doesn’t have a real grasp of the word “communicate”. Actually despite my politically contentious comments here, this is the first time I’ve been personally assaulted via PM.

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

[yoopers]

Raphael,

I would call that more like flame broiled.

It’s a shame actually to see that sort of short-sightedness in conversation or, for this matter, accusations. It really takes all kinds to make up a colorful world, the kind that we thoroughly enjoy here in the forums. You have a very intellectual and forward-thinking style while others have styles as varied as there are numbers of grains of sand at the beach. What makes for fun is to see these styles collide in conversation in the forums and as a result create very colorful and thought-provoking threads. As old as we are and for as long as we’ve been around this world, I think we can appreciate these human tendencies. Others will develop apprecaition in time so be patient.

To quote an old Avery & Marsh church tune, “Different is beautiful, God bless variety.”

Sittin’ at the other end,
Bruce

[uni57]

Originally posted by JJuggle
Has anyone else been treated to his wit?

Not yet. But apparently, you’re not the only one.

Ignore him, because you are obviously up against an intellectual giant and you do not stand a chance.

Dave Lowell (uni57)

P.S. - Did you unjustly criticize the utilization of grammar of thinuniking?

[yoopers]

Originally posted by yoopers
Others will develop apprecaition…

Oops, lest the SP hunt me down with flame broilers, that should be “appreciation”.

B

[zach_jucha]

So have I!

This is from the same guy to me entitled “Man You Suck”

You pathetic retard. ‘Man it must suck going to school with that kid’- who the hell do you think you are, you uneducated buffoon?
Judging from your photo you are a sad, insecure fellow with glasses whom still lives with his mother and works in the local library. Judging from the empty ‘interests’ box in your profile, I see that you are a fantastically interesting person. Not. Go get a hobby you sad retard, I myself am about to go surfing with my beautiful girlfriend, and we will watch the sunset together. You will probably watch ‘American Pie’ and then masturbate, only to be discovered by your mother. Whoops. Go get a life, little sad person.

benchambersisaretard: My usual nebulous posting habits have actually gotten me somewhere this time: An enlightening PM from someone I don’t personally know and would never care to either. I’ll cast aside any implications of respect I’m supposed to have for you and post my reply here. Even though you are obviously not deserving of a reply I am not so cowardly as to back down or to speak where no one else can see like you.

You apparently have a destitute void to fill in your life shown by your efforts to masturbatorily attack someone you don’t know from behind your computer monitor and the fact that you advertise both your allegedly attractive girlfriend and superlatively “interesting” life which might as well be nonexistent to people you yet again, don’t know. This presents that you are the one lacking in a fulfilling existence, something you state I need, because apparently your quintessential euphoria is the product of simplistic animal/material self concern; the behavior of most in a failed society. This is reflective in your self promoting words which are the result of such degeneration. Your motivation is pleasing yourself and it is through destroying others. Resulting in a masturbatory fantasy where my life is inferior and yours is superior. Note of course that your pretentious evaluation is also the product of popular thought, or more precisely, popular lack of thought. So your words mean even less to me because they aren’t from you the person but rather you the machine, shown in more then one way. However, I must end here because practically every word you typed resulted in some fallacy or another so it would be a waste of time for me to discuss what exactly my response is to your message as a whole, but I will respond with this: You and most likely your girlfriend too are pieces of meat that my only message to is: wake up.

[harper]

Raphael-

I think some of these folks don’t ride they just want somewhere to vent. Too bad, the guy is verbose enough to at least make a good ride write up. Sorry to see you fall victim to nonsense like this. Hopefully, like adolescence, it will be soon outgrown.

[JJuggle]

Originally posted by harper
Hopefully, like adolescence, it will be soon outgrown.

You’re supposed to outgrow adolescence? Wooo, thanks for telling me.

What am I supposed to do with all these unicycles now?

Cheers,
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

[Rowan]

Re: So have I!

Originally posted by zach_jucha
You and most likely your girlfriend too are pieces of meat that my only message to is: wake up.

I don’t think you can blame his imaginary girlfriend for his demeanour, nor being asleep at the keyboard. Everyone is a piece of meat in a sense, but most people have functioning brain meat which enables them to show some respect. This guy is obviously obsessed with Ben Chambers, and is probably in love with him but doesn’t know how best to express it, scared that Ben may not feel the same. You see how he imitates Ben’s name as if it’s his own (imitation is apparently the sincerest form of flattery). When Raphael made a comment about Ben’s grammar, Ben’s self confessed gay follower defended him vehemently, displaying his loyalty and affection, wanting to be the only one to criticise Ben’s writing abilities.

Affectionately posted by Ben’s follower about Ben
you can’t spell to save your unicycle.

I think it’s funny how he claimed to be about to be in such a hurry to go out surfing, and yet stuck around long enough to privately tell someone else the same thing, probably while “surfing the internet” beach. I doubt he ever made it to the real beach. The gender and species of the so called “girlfriend” is anyones guess.

[Chuck_Webb]

more anaesthetically pleasing

Anaesthetically pleasing? Freudian slip, maybe…sounds like he may be off his meds…

Sorry to hear you were flamed like that, Jjuggle. I always enjoy your posts.

Chuck

[zach_jucha]

Thanks for explaining that Rowan. I guess I shouldn’t have said anything. … …

[harper]

Originally posted by JJuggle
[B]
What am I supposed to do with all these unicycles now?

[/B]

Give them to your friend, Greg Harper. He has a good home for them where they will have lots of companions.

[GILD]

Re: I’ve been flamed!

Originally pm’d by benchambersisaretard
I am going off to surf now with my gorgeous girlfriend,

did he include a pic of his girlfriend?

[paco]

Man, you guys have all the luck. I guess I’m so uninteresting that even the flamers don’t want to flame me. I guess I’ll go surf the web with my imaginary girlfriend. (Sigh)

[zach_jucha]

cheer up paco, apparently you just aren’t offensive enough. so how’s it going with what’s her face, you know, the one that isn’t real?

[phil]

Originally posted by zach_jucha
cheer up paco, apparently you just aren’t offensive enough.

I dunno, I got an abusive PM a while back, and I’m not offensive. Other than to look at, anyway.

I should have realised this day would come, and got it framed… now I have no proof of my membership into this elite club… sob…

Phil

[zach_jucha]

yeah, the elite club of “people other people hate”.

[carjug]

Don’t stoop to his level, send him to me! He is an offensive idiot and you are ill equipped to deal with his ilk due to good breeding and hygene. I, on the other hand, suffer not from the aforementioned maladies; wrasslin’ in the mud suits me fine.
carjug

[thinuniking]

RETARDS

Jealousy is a sin you little twats, just because you have no girlfriends and are frankly jealous of my superior greatness you tell everyone the girlfriend is not real. Poor sods, I would feel sorry for you if i actually had time for your lameness, retards.
To satisfy your curiosity, i have attached a picture of my girlfriend (look, she even posed for you). Please do not masturbate over the picture, please you sad retards.

[GILD]

Re: RETARDS

Originally posted by JJuggle
I got these today as PMs from benchambersisaretard.

Originally posted by thinuniking
i have attached a picture of my girlfriend (look, she even posed for you).

so does that mean benchambersisaretard is thinuniking?

and b) can anyone run a search to find out where he got that pic from?

[JJuggle]

Re: Re: RETARDS

Originally posted by GILD
so does that mean benchambersisaretard is thinuniking?

That certainly seems to be the case from this post. I, for one, will be interested to hear the explanation.

Of course, this has nowhere near the importance of finding out what people think are the funniest thread titles. Now that’s really important.

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ