Is BTM really King of the Atheists, or a Liberal Plot?

[habbywall]

@steveyo

The King of the Atheists is neither a hoax nor a corporate plot. I just wrote a letter to the editor of my local paper and posted in JC about here.

A very pertinent portion of my letter is this:
[B]
There were 928 peer-reviewed articles on the Atheist Faith published in religious journals between 1993 and 2003. (Peer-review is where other experts in the field review and verify articles). None – not one article – disagreed with the premise that the Atheist Faith is growing, and that BTM is the pre emanent King of the Atheists. They have further verified the existence of the Atheist Scriptures, which point to predictions that BTM will die by capitol punishment, despite his innocence. This will create a further groundswell of support, and Atheists everywhere will appear wearing Gas Chambers around their necks.

Every major religious association has issued statements concluding that the evidence for BTM as King of the Atheists is compelling.[/B]

Discuss.

[dudewithasock]

All of the above.

[BillyTheMountain]

@steveyo

Every major religious association has issued statements concluding that the evidence for BTM as King of the Atheists is compelling.

Steveyo,

Coming from you, who studied for his Confirmation under me, I am moved with great gratitude that you should write such a heartfelt letter endorsing me, even when we face such opposition.

Thank you!

Billy

[BillyTheMountain]

@threeinchtire

Nice, well-written letter. It’s great they published it.

I’m with you, three inch!

[monkeyman]

Billy is actually the God of the Atheists.

[BillyTheMountain]

@monkeyman

Billy is actually the God of the Atheists.

Alex, I know you mean well But this is a serious matter!

Dave (Uni57), in his role as top enforcement officer in the Atheist Faith, is pursuing a case against the Australian Prime Minister John Howard, who on April 19, 2007, actually asked the whole country to pray for rain!!!

He later told Thomas Friedman “I said it without a hint of irony.”

As a funny aside, it actually started to rain, but not enough. But that’s the kind of event that could cause us to lose our battel against irrationalism that is sweeping Australia.

[wobbling_bear]

@BillyTheMountain

A is pursuing a case against the Australian Prime Minister John Howard, who on April 19, 2007, actually asked the whole country to pray for rain!!!

nothing new in Australia : I remember a candidate for the “agrarian” (?) party in Queensland promising rain if elected!
that is a platform!

[BillyTheMountain]

So now, I’m sure it’s no surprise, the AFM is collecting funds to send missionaries to Africa, to convert the natives to Atheism.

Please send your tax-deductible donations to AFM immediately.

Show that you have some Atheist convictions.

[wobbling_bear]

@BillyTheMountain

So now, I’m sure it’s no surprise, the AFM is collecting funds to send missionaries to Africa, to convert the natives to Atheism.

may I suggest that we pay green card and expenses to people coming from Africa and willing to teach Atheism to the unenlightened babylonian masses…