Is beer now the best investment for Americans?

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If you purchased $1,000.00 of Delta Air Lines stock one year ago
you would have $49.00 left.

With Enron, you would have had $16.00 left of the original $1,000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have had less than $5.00 left.

But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
of the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling REFUND,
you would have $214.00 cash.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink
heavily and recycle.

It’s called the “401-Keg”…

A recent study found the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found Americans drink, on the average, 22 gallons of alcohol
a year. That means, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon.

Makes You Proud To Be An American!

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:smiley:

Edit: BTM for president!

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LMFAO!!!

This thread=win.

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Yes, funny. But technically invalid. You need the beer cans – not a keg – to get the recycling dollars.

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You could recycle the kegs.

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Beer, for me, is always a good investment!

Seriously, when the economy takes a nose dive, alcohol consumption goes up…as predictable as a presidential debate.

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You know what the financial experts say, don’t put all your money in one label.

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Is that 214.00$ figure if you get the 5 cent refund? Because here in Michigan we get 10 cents, so doesn’t that mean I would get 428 dollars!?

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Michigan has the most well-to-do homeless people in all America.

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I love this thread THHIIIISSSSSSSSS much!

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+1, this thread is funny