alright yesterday me and my friend decided that we needed some crazy stuff for our new video so i told him i wouldtry and pul of a 720
well of course i could not do this on a park bench or any type of ledge
so i decided to venture to my garage roof so that way i could have enough air time
well as i was rolling on down my roof i jumped and started to spin i got to about 630 then i hit the ground
once this happened i knew something wasnt right
turns out that i broke both my bones in my right arm, broke my heel, fractured my ankle, broke my middle finger, got and concusion, and lastly and probably the most hurtful… i bent my rim in half
just thought i would let you guys know whats goin on
So this is a joke, right? You’re writing this up just to try to convince us that you really are stupid like your tagline says.
If all those injuries really happened, then my apologies. Sorry you’re all hurt. If you don’t have good meds, try taking a hammer and bashing your good thumb. That will make you forget the other pain for a while.
Next time you think it’s a good idea to chuck a 720 on a uni off your garage roof, think real hard first. Sit yourself down like that Rodin statue guy and think, chin in hand if necessary. If after all that thinkin you still feel compelled, try head first…that way you’ll fix the root cause of your problem.
“There I stood on the roof of my parent’s garage. The wind blew through my hair. I felt like a NASA scientist on his first day of work, about to defy the laws of gravity. The crowd told me they’d give me till the count of ‘three’, then they’d push.
They only count to ‘two.’”
- The Planet Smashers, “Sk8 or Die”
Yes, the song is about skateboards, but I thought it was appropriate
