My kid runs in the house,
“Mom! A boy is riding his unicycle down the street and he’s not in our club!”
With the mission of adding more recruits to the Wobbling lions, our club, I race out the door wearing my clogs with a leaflet in hand. I don’t get very far and I do a faceplant, cushioned only by my knee. I did save my hands for the last impact.
bruised cheekbone
2 palms less about 1 square inch of skin
reinjury of previous fencing/unicycle injury to right wrist.
Swollen blue patella
I have never been hurt that badly on my unicycle and based on this one example, I have decided, and perhaps unjustifiably so, that unicycling is much safer than running in clogs.
Yes it is kind of funny, or at least it will be when the pain subsides. I need help coming up with stories about the face injury besides bar fight. I honestly can’t tell people the truth. How’s that for contradictory!
