Infinite Monkey Theory Debunked!!!!

Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ

Yeah but they didn’t even give the “infinate” (read 6) monkeys infinate time.

If you want Shakespeare, you have to use Rhesus monkeys. Still, the Sulawesi crested macaques are getting pretty close to Marilyn Manson’s level of writing.

IF that quote is correct (and not badly out of context), then Dr Amy Plowman is a flake and obviously has no concept of what infinite means.