I'm a hot one.

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So I rode my unicycle to the High School theatre to have a club officer meeting and work on sprucing the theatre up before school starts. My teacher was out and we needed the keys, so I go to look for him and get them. I ask a woman, who turned out to be the new principal, where he was but she didn’t know, so I rode away (I search on the unicycle since it’s faster). I take a turn too sharp, fall off into a bush, cut up my wrist, and slam my big toe into a curb. Now my toe is either broken or jammed very badly and I can’t walk on it.

All in front of the new principal, what a first impression.

Between this and the spider bites, the doctor will love me.

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The power of the mind is amazing. It’s all due to your subconscious unresolved guilt for not tipping. Next time you go to a restaurant and leave a hefty tip, your problems will all disappear.

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Re: I’m a hot one.

I am going to my High School Theatre today with my other officers(Im the pirate/treasurer) to move some palletes and to clean up the shop so everything is nice for monday! I thought about taking my uni but It would be pointless because we are only down there for a few hours(I wanna get the work done) and the ride is impossible because its all highway.

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noone cares. Dude you took a corner too fast. You must suck at riding.

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Yeah, that must be it. Thank you so much. My path is clear and my sorrow is at an end. I must get so good I never ever make a mistake.

Thank you so much, you’re my hero.

Catboy, I just took it for transportation to, from, and around. I used to be the treasurer but I never got reports and people yelled at me for not knowing how much we had, so I became the VP.

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That is not very nice of you. Are you a big meanie?

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Look at his registeration. it says Aug 2004. And his title says Unicycle newbie. He’s just mean because he’s not as good as Pope Sam XVI and when he made a mistake he jumped to the oppurtunity to emotionally attack him.

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What do you mean, no one cares? I’m always sorry to hear when a fellow unicyclist gets injured.

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Good news! My toe was just badly jammed, the curb hit the knuckle head on while the toe was bent. I was unable to brace it to another toe because the gap between my big toe and…index toe is big enough for 2 more toes.

So my ability to pick up logs with my toes is impeded for a while, but that’s it.