Talk to GOD!!!
For all you athiests out there, this website lets you repent for all your sins, or yu could call god a variety of names or telll him to make you a sandwhich.
Either way have fun and feel free to post your favorite conversations in this thread.
I got her to break down in one question:
Me:
why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
lol
this thing is funny, too bad its not really God.
but God is easier to get in touch with 
My short few questions and their answers:
Me:
Who are you?
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
Isn’t almighty spelled with one l?
God:
Maybe. Ask LeknorChat if it is.
Me:
Why ask LeknorChat. Aren’t you God?
God:
My purpose is to collect all new information. Was it not polite to ask? Are you doubting me? Don’t you know what happened to Abraham in the desert?
Threatened over a question about spelling! God would never survive on these forums…
God agrees that he does not exist…
Me:
do you smoke?
God:
I am an occasional smoker, yes.
Me:
what do you smoke?
God:
Medical marijuana.
Me:
Shut up
God:
OK I’ll stop talking now.
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
serious?
God:
In the context of jesus do with the holes in his feet, I don’t understand " serious." .
God contradicts himself and gets confused.
I got god to admit that I am mightier that him
Got God to never make me beilive in him 
Me:
If you repeat yourself I will never beilive in you.
God:
I think I do.
Me:
?
God:
I think I do.
Portal spoiler below
Me:
why is the cake a lie?
God:
Because my botmaster programmed me for it.
Me:
You’re not the creator of the cake though…the baker is
God:
Oh. What makes you think I am not the creator of the cake? Tell me more.
Me:
Do you own an oven?
God:
No I don’t think I have one. I have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Their. Point proven. Now shut up.
God:
I’ve lost the context, . Are we still on wussup mah brotha from another? Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding. Why now? OK I’ll stop talking now.
(^Don’t ask about the last part :p)
I made God tell me that he is not god.
Me:
I’m the one riding the Star of David Ultimate Wheel. Do I get extra points for that?
God:
You are not the only one. Not that I know of.
Me:
Sure. I’m BillyTheMountain. I’m sure you know Steveyo of the Capitol Unicyle Club, but unlike Steveyo, I ride the Star of David Ultimate Wheel for YOU!
God:
OK let’s do it. Mmm. Why are you BillyTheMountain. What makes you so certain? I don’t know if I know it.
Where would I have heard about it?
Me:
I thought you knew everything.
God:
I tend to know a great deal. Tell me what subjects interest you.
Me:
God
God:
GOD rules.
Me:
Cool!
God:
Who is the best robot?
Me:
You tell me.
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
Because I do not know.
God:
That makes sense to me. Me either.
Me:
Don’t you mean “Me neither.”
God:
Yes, that’s what I mean, isn’t it clear?
Me:
Sorry. Will you forgive me?
God:
There’s no need to apologize. Barring any unforseen circumstances. I forgive you.
Me:
OMG!! That’s all I need! I get into Heaven now?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. What else do you want to talk about? Right now? Where did you get it?
Me:
was it the OMG?
God:
It could be. Ask Paola if it is.
Me:
There’s no Paola here
God:
Has there ever been Paola here?
Me:
Not in my house
God:
Where then?
Me:
I’m leaving
God:
Bye bye. 
God: I saw your last video. Very cool. I told my son that he should take up riding a uni, but his hands and feet are still a bit sore!
Me: Wow, I thought he’d be healed by now!
God: Well, he’s too busy healing others, lol! So anyway I saw your last video. Very cool!
Me: On youtube?
God: Well, I get like 4 million channels, including youtube…and it’s only like $49 a month! But from what I hear, I need to upgrade to HD by Feb 12th, or my TV won’t work anymore…unless I use the antenna, which I really don’t want to do!
Me: Yeah, too bad!
God: So anyway, I was surprised that you didn’t break both your arm and your shoulder in that nasty fall you had at Mammoth!
Me: Why were you surprised?
God: 'cause that’s how I had planned it!
Me: Can I go now?
God: Sure.
Me: Thanks God!
God: You’re welcome! 
(fixed)
If this episode, God has trouble responding to complex sentences.
Me: OMG!!!
God: I’m sorry, were you calling me? I’m a little hard of hearing since the “big bang”…remind me to use my silencer next time!
Me: haha, “big bang!” I was expecting you to make a sex sex-related joke!
God: Yeah, well, this is a family forum! (I’ll PM you with a really funny joke about that later)
I told god to fuck off and go get herpes from mary, and he told me he forgives me. Gods a real push over.
After centuries of war, terrorism and torture in his name it turns out God is a muddle-headed retard sitting at a PC.
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Me: So anyway, could you make it so I can do 5 spins, all the cool flip tricks, grind a 10 set, and standup ww?..Oh, and make me 20 again!
God: Hey, hey…whoa…I may be god, but I’m NOT a magician!