Hi you’ve reached the ASUOEJFTSPTSTIPOSIE
what does ASUOEJFTSPTSTIPOSIE stand for?
Ambigious
Spoon
Users
Of
Everywhere
Joining
For
The
Sole
Perpous
To
Squash
The
Inflating
Price
of
Spoons
In
Egypt
If you believe the price of spoons is rediculous in Egypt or any other country please I emplore you, help save the spoon from becoming the worlds most unappealing object. I prey for you and your loved ones to have eternal grace & livelyhood. If this problem is not counteracted soon we will all parish, no, not mayor steve parish, but parish because soon the only nutritional foods that are edible to hu manes is going to be soup and leme tell ya straws become extinct in about 100 years. I read my paper that tells the future and unless we stop the current spoon inflation rate it will geneticaly attache it’s self to a hanson ultra turbo clapper trapper keeper. ANd then the inflated spoon hanson ultra clapper trapper keeper bonds with rosie odonaled and explodes. I huge earth shattering wave travels acroos the land and shrapnel of little flingy things kill everything they touch. The only remaining being is YOU and your constantly tormented by what remains of rosie odnald drapped over you. so if you don’t want this to happen to you send a unicycle or helpful unicycle product to Logan Adams. PM me and I’ll give you my mailling address.
Alright. You don’t know just how weird I can be Logan. I act mature on these forums. But when I’m with my friends… let’s just say I’m a little random. So here’s a song for you… from the 70’s
She blinded me with science!
Just like-a Pythagoras…
Except Pythagoras was a mathematician
(pronounced math-a-matishon)
He blinded me with crazy-ness
Just like-a Pythagoras
Except Pythogoras wasn’t a crazy-matician
Except Pythagoras wasn’t a magician
Except Pythagoras wasn’t on the pension
He was a crazy, old, mathematician on the pension!
Maybe we can become two crazy old mathematicians on the pension?
Spoon inflation? Who would inflate a spoon though? You’d have to be pretty stupid! On the other hand, it’s a pretty cool idea. Maybe me and you can go into business together and make inflatable spoons! The Zoink Inflatable Spoon Company! ZISC!
I’m here drinking my coke. Coke. Did you know coke used to be made with cocaine. Heh, coke. Coke. Coke with cocaine in the old days they had. Mmm… coke. Can you smoke coke. Not cocaine… but coke. I wanna smoke some coke. I’m gonna go smoke some coke. I’ll tell you what it’s like.
loIgan is heMll craGzy likOe me. maNybe we cNan go smoAke soGme coOke togetSher. DoMnt yoOu juKst lovEe thSis, I thOink yoMm maEde up a cCool paOttern typKe tEhing.
Rah Rah Rash like a Loo-Say-Say! Go back to your shoe, don’t touch my baeniz. Ni Noo Nor, Ni Noo Nay.
So inflatable spoons are gonna become pricey? Buth that means less people will be able to afford them! Because they’re pricey! And cost more! And people won’t be able to afford them! Because they’re becoming more pricey! And they’ll cost a little extra!
no ya see regular spoons are increasing in value making them unaffordable and the only food available is soup but not chicken soup, just tomato soup. and straws are extinct.
Inflatable soup? What? Why is there inflatable soup? You eat soup, it can’t be something inflatable! Unless you are just putting oxygen through it to make it seem bigger. Or maybe there’s something I’m missing, maybe you can inflate soup. I mean, just think of the possibilities!
