"if you want to have a good laugh" thread!

I guess the best way to describe this is if you have ever seen Ross Noble Perform when he does his “if you want a good laugh” jokes. such as, if you want a good laugh, after doing ‘you know what’, just shake hands. Dont say anything, just roll over and shake hands.

I will start:
If you want to have a good laugh sneak in to your next door neighbours backyard at night and un-thread his washing line then re-thread it with all the clothes threaded on, instead of pegged.

If you want a good laugh… replace the contents of the sugar bowl with salt and watch someone make a coffee and drink it (if they have sugar in their coffee).

If you want a good laugh… pull out the mouse cable of your workmates computer, just enough so it doesnt work, but still looks like its plugged in and watch them with a WTF look on your face.

If you want a good laugh tell your dog about your snalp.

if you want to have a good laugh… drink lots of strongbow

if you want a good laugh, slap jamessd for being silly.

I find the keyboard prank to be much more effective.

If you want to have a good laugh set your roommate’s homepage to www.yzzerdd.com I’d put something dirtier, but apparently children read this forum.

If you want to have a good laugh set your computer to play “The Final Countdown” by Europe at full blast at 3 in the morning and leave for the weekend, letting your roommate deal with it.

If you want a good laugh, watch the Simpsons.

If you want a good laugh, then have a good laugh.

if you want to have a good laugh put maple syrup in someones coke and watch them drink it

If you want a good laugh, take a tampon and put it in someones beer bottle when they leave to go to the bathroom or something. Then watch it expand and fill up the whole bottle, then the person’s reaction when they come back.

That doesn’t really sound all that bad…

If you want a good laugh: Stay late at work sometime and lower all the desk chairs to their lowest setting. Then get to work early to hear and see morning mahem.

Of course I’ve never done that on the evening of March 31.

I also had a good laugh in this thread.

try drinking it, it happened to me, all the sugar plus the weird thickness made me gag and throw up :frowning:

Remember, family forum.

If you want a good laugh, put laxatives in hamburger and feed it to your neighbor’s dogs, then blow a dog whistle and make your neighbors bring their dogs inside. Then watch for the carpet cleaners in their driveway the next day.

(actually a true story :smiley: )

that’s weird, i can drink it normally and it tastes awesome

That really made me laugh.

If you want a good laugh… pretend to be holding a rope across a rode with a friend on the other side, and when cars drive up, lean back as if you are pulling it straight and watch the car slow down and pass very cautiously because they think that you acually have a rope.:smiley:

If you want a good laugh watch this