i found this on Webdiscuss is takes awile to load but i did it on my 56k.its worth it
WOW, that is one messed up poem/story. That guy who made it must be really strange.
I dont think that guy has a life. Spending all that time on some animation which bashes clowns.
-Mike
Excellent recommendation. This guy is totally disturbed and should be producing more “art” preferably of the home-grown, poorly understood and inaccurately measured pyrotechnic variety.
By the way, your Britney Spears avatar is even MORE disturbing. I can’t get enough of it. Is there a more revealing flavor you could experiment with? Rhysling keeps promising to send me a Britney t-shirt which, apparently, middle aged men in Mississippi wear. I would imagine that Chris has quite a stunning collection himself any one item of which he is loathe to part with. I think it will prove to be one of his “empty” promises.
That Brit needs HELP, hope he doesn’t live near me.
BTW jagur I’ve got broadband so I hadn’t read the intro before it had loaded 
Gary
no
From what i can tell, that avitar is not Britney Spears, but it is none other than…BABY SPICE!!!
Oh yeah, that video was kind of freaky, that guy needs to buy a unicycle so he doesnt have to spend all his time making horrid movies
Scott
Re: no
I was thinking that too. Shudder…
Phil, just me
I was about to write a post to say that too. but you two beat me. arghh.
-Mike
Thanks Jagur. Edgar Allan Poe couldn’t have told the story any better.
HOLY FUDGED UP!!! WHAT A MESSED UP LITTLE CRACKER!
I don’t know, it was a bit weird, but then again if you judged someone like Stephen King by what he wrote then he’d have been locked up a long time ago. I’m not saying that his clown tale is the same quality as King (who isn’t my cup of tea anyway), but it is in a similar style. Yes, it smacks more of teenage angst type poetry (i.e. decidedly average at best) but you get the general idea. The guy put a lot of work into this and best of luck to him.
Mind you, if at some point in the future it is shown that this guy was a total nut case and goes “postal” during a circus parade, then I will deny having written any of this;)
Have fun!
Graeme
…but Vincent Price could have. Substitute Price’s voice of impending doom for the rushed I’m-reading-fast-because-you-may-stop-listening-at-any-time prose of the author, and the product might actualy come close to the concept. Still, I’m lucky enough to have Vincent narrate most of my day, so I enjoyed it none the less -although it was a trial at times to make out the dialouge over Vince’s add-lib, ‘Every time a Flash site dies, another takes it’s place …another takes it’s place …another…’.
-Christopher
Hold fast
your toung
so the Dead may sleep
With Britney’s shirt
to help count sheep.
-Vincent
I thought it was more of a “I screwed up on the timing of this Flash movie and can’t be bothered correcting it” type blather. I did think the narration let the rest of it down (technically at least, ignoring the quality of the story), Donald Duck could have narrated it better:D
Have fun!
Graeme
[B]well im glad you all liked it,i thought the poetry was great and he got to be the cool gothic clown at the end.
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oh yeah
that “worth it” bit there at the beginning of the thread is right on the money. that was pretty good. one of the funniest animations ive ever seen. if only they had one for peope who hate dolphins…
dolphins are evil.
oh yeah
that “worth it” bit there at the beginning of the thread is right on the money. that was pretty good. one of the funniest animations ive ever seen. if only they had one for peope who hate dolphins…
dolphins are evil.
Britney Whom?
[B] Oh!
Dear Jagur!
How can you allow your fellow unicyclists to continue to wallow in their ignorance of Great Art?!?
I cannot abide your cruelty!
Hence, I shall reveal to ALL the truth that your avatar is not some sordid pop singer, but none other than
The Lady of Shalott,
a marvelous painting by one of the foremost Pre-Raphaelites, John William Waterhouse.
Here is a small image of the entire work. 
If any of you would care to view a larger version, please follow this link: The Lady of Shalott
Shame! Sir Jagur!
Credit where credit is due, I say! Although I must commend you for your EXCELLENT taste! Therefore, I am sure that you’ll enjoy this excerpt from one of the Great Poets…[/B]
The Lady of Shalott, by Alfred Lord Tennyson
She left the web, she left the loom,
She made three paces through the room,
She saw the helmet and the plume,
She look’d down to Camelot.
Out flew the web and floated wide;
The mirror crack’d from side to side;
“The curse is come upon me,” cried
The Lady of Shalott.
( – sigh! – )
Oh, and about that clown-killer animation…
Read it and weep… or gnash your teeth!
Re: Oh, and about that clown-killer animation…
As I sit here scratching at my ankles…I believe my tube socks (white, of course) are a bit too tight…I thank Maatha for her elucidation and offer these (paraphrased) words, Luke: Chapter 1, Verse 4, as evidence of our enlightment: we know the certainty of those things, wherein we have been instructed.
Thank you madam!
Raphael Lasar
Matawan, NJ
Hey, YOU!
[B]My Dear Raphael!
Whilst you certainly are a post-Pre-Raphaelite Raphael, I would hope that when you quote me in the future, you shall quote me properly!
That was: “Why Americans Can’t Understand Irony Or Sarcasm”…
If you wish to paraphrase for effect, you could at least NOT call it a quote.
Whilst I DO understand the Eye Row Knee of your misquote (there is a real danger that OTHERS may not!), it DOES represent a rather uncharacteristic carelessness on your part, I must say!
Please be less cavalier with your “quotes” in the future.
Thank you!
…and change your socks! [/B]
The Lady of Shalott