This is a real resolution at the idaho house of repesentatives, praising napoleon dynamite. this is real, I guarantee you.
I don’t know what all the hubub is about Idaho. But I do have a good story from the old days about Idaho, back when I was hauling beef.
Back in the old days, all of the livestock haulers used to be exempt from stopping at weigh stations. It wasn’t really a law, it was kind of the unwritten law. From Texas to California, through Arizona and New Mexico, all of the state troopers simply never messed with the bull wagons. You see, the police understood that these animals will die if they don’t get off this trailer in a certain amount of time. And it’s really true. A certain percentage of the animals don’t make it. After a certain amount of time they need water and then food and then rest. And they can’t rest while they are being transported because they have to stand up all the time. And they have to stand up all the way, because if one lays down, the others will step on him and fall on him and he might be killed. All livestock haulers know this and that’s why they don’t have time to stop for anything. Lives really are in danger if these drivers are delayed. It was not uncommon back then to see a convoy of bull wagons going over 100 mph. They would even blast by an open weigh station with no fear of getting a ticket. There were a lot of outlaw truckers back then. No log books, no speed limits, no tickets. Many drivers back then didn’t even have a drivers license.
I think it was the winter of ‘62, I was blasting across Idaho at about 105 mph. I always went 105, because when my truck hit 110, it would shake. But it handled 105 pretty well. I saw a sign that said “weigh station open- all trucks must weigh”. So of course I stayed in the left lane with the cruise control on (a stick wedged between the accellerator and the seat). As soon as I passed the weigh station, I heard someone on the cb say "hey bull wagon, smokey bear’s comin’ after you". Could it be true? I was never pulled over before, I almost didn’t believe it. Just in case smokey was listening, I said “I’ve got some cows that need water this hour and I have over a hundred miles to go.” About ten miles past the weigh station, he finally caught me. I pulled over on the shoulder of an off-ramp and he stopped in front of my truck. A very young rookie got out and he was pissed off! “Who do you think you are blowing by my weigh station like that? Are you blind or just stupid? And where’s your other wheel?” He took my drivers license and told me to follow him back to the station. He said he was going to do a full DOT inspection, and find anything else he can think of to write me up for. I tried to explain that these animals were about to die, but he didn’t believe it.
When we arrived at the weigh station, he waved me into the inspection area. I was suprised to see him with a creeper in his hand. I smiled at the thought of him sliding under a trailer full of cows. Well, I knew my truck was in good shape and that he wouldn’t find anything wrong and I told him so. All of a sudden, he got a wiff of all the cows in the trailer and he said “maybe I won’t go under it”. He turned and saw a seargant looking at him and he said “oh, what the hell”. He gave me an evil grin and slid under the trailer. The whole time, I tried to tell him that the cops don’t mess with us for a lot of good reasons. And he was now begining to see that. He came out rather quickly, but it was still too late. He had crap on his face and all over his shirt! And when he wiped his rag on it, it just smeared across a bigger area and that made it stink worse. He took one look at himself and with a red face, he said “I’ve got to go change clothes just as fast as I can, get out of here”. And I left without even getting a ticket.
Oh man, that’s freakin awesome! I especially like the part about Uncle Rico’s football skills.
Legislature: ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ has good day
Wayne Hoffman and Gregory Hahn
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6 April 2005
The Idaho Statesman
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© Copyright 2005, The Idaho Statesman. All Rights Reserved.
Wayne Hoffman and Gregory Hahn
Staff
The Idaho Legislature did not catch you a delicious bass, but the 70 members of the body did pass a sweet resolution commemorating the Idahoans who brought the world “Napoleon Dynamite.”
Lawmakers also got most of the bills back on track that Gov. Dirk Kempthorne vetoed last week, and a few are defending a plan to use some money from liquor taxes to pay for water problems.
Here´s a look at some of the action Tuesday:
Idaho’s most popular sons
Some people think Idaho lawmakers are freakin´ idiots, but a resolution honoring filmmakers Jared and Jerusha Hess for their Idaho-centric “Napoleon Dynamite” might change their minds.
The House Ways and Means Committee, which is the Legislature´s equivalent of the Happy Hands Club, approved the resolution on a voice vote, sending the measure forward to the House floor.
Lawmakers who vote against the measure are threatened with having the worst day of their lives.
I came from Idaho.
I can’t believe that’s actually in there!
no kidding, me neither, I thought the state legislature were supposed to be boring people with no sense of humor!! apparently not though! ( :
Unless you’re Dan Quayle in real life or employed the misspelling to cleverly create “plausible deniability”, you’re not from Idaho. You’re from Rhode Island.
I have to confess, I watched the movie in utter dis-belief. Months later I actually had to admit I wanted to see it again. Now we have the DVD, of course. So I’m talking to a caving buddy of mine at work, who happens to be from Idaho, and I find out its his dad’s chicken farm that was highlighted in the movie. He said that Napoleon got paid more than he ever remembers getting paid to help with the chickens…
You made this up, huh?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! and thats what i think of that
freakin idiots…
best part…