Did you ever hear lyrics to a cool song and think: I could have writen that!
Give us few lines of the song.
In my case, this song by The Brazilian Girls has lyrics that are so simple yet elegant. The song is titled “Pussy” and it’s also got a catchy beat, but for some reason, I do not think it will get on the airwaves.
Pussy Pussy Pussy Marijuana
Pussy Pussy Pussy
Pussy Pussy Pussy Marijuana
Pussy Pussy Pussy
But could you do all this?
Oh where is Tipper when we need her?
hmm
Waste of a good trombone…
define kids
kids as in children…
Nobody else has heard a song they could have written?
Anyone think maybe they could have written Barney’s theme song???
Why are they called the brazilian “girls” when everyone in the band but the lead singer is a guy?
Why did you name your uni club the Puni Uni Girlz, when there are no girlz in your club?
What’s the matter, threadjacker, no songs you feel you could have written?
There are many songs I wich I had written, because they match perfectly with my way of thinking…
I have to admit I could not have written them though:( .
I remember seeing The Cramps as the warm up band for the Ramones at CBGB’s way back when. I feel certain I could have written their anti-hit, “We’re The Cramps”. Done to a laboring 12 bar blues progression the lyrics went:
We’re the Cramps.
We’re the Cramps.
We’re the Cramps.
We’re the Cramps.
We’re the Cramps.
We’re the Cramps.
We’re the Cramps.
I don’t believe, and this is why I could never have been as great, I could have brought myself to expectorate on the audience, though.
I feel like I could have written a lot of music and lyrics by Pink Floyd. However, I know that I am simply not talented enough.
Echoes:
Strangers passing in the street.
By chance two separate glances meet.
And I am you and what I see is me.
Time:
And you run(you run),
To catch up with the sun, but it’s sinking.
Racing around, to come up behind you again.
Time is the same, in a relative way, but you’re older.
Shorter of breath, and one step closer to death.
In classical music I always feel like I could’ve written a lot of pieces by Julio Sagreras. Yet, again. I’m just not that good. Well, maybe I am, but it takes a lot of time and commitment.
You lucky bastard 
I never washed the spit off. You want I should send you some?
“Funk Sole Brother” by I forget who.
Check it out now, funk sole brother.
Right about now, funk sole brother.
Check it out now, funk sole brother.
Right about now, funk sole brother.
Check it out now, funk sole brother.
Right about now, funk sole brother.
Check it out now, funk sole brother.
Right about now, funk sole brother.
Ad infinitum.
First of all it’s called The Rockafella Skank.
Second, it’s by Fatboy Slim.
Third, I’m pretty sure it’s soul, not sole. He’s not talking about shoes, after all.
And the last, but not the least. It’s not ad infinitum. Nothing is, sorry.
“Boys fess up…
Girls fess up…
All coked up…
WE WANT CUNT
Boys fess up…
Girls fess up…
Actin’ like sluts…
WE WANT CUNT”
“Shut the fuck up, you want me…
Bitches get mad that I swallow more cum than they can
Wanna give me a hand? Cuz I’ll deep throat your dad
Then he’ll cum on my face… before I go on MySpace
An every guy wants my lipstick smeared on his nutsac
Let’s play Barbie and shove Ken’s dick in my ass…
Or you can be R. Kelly an pee on me
Just don’t get it on my plastic surgery”
thanks to Jeffree Star
grr…I hate people that hate chemists… 
Them’s fightin’ words…
OH YEA! WELL YOUR MOM’S A GIRL!
take that!
Ad nauseum surely?