I pledge allegiance to my unicycle,
and my crazy sense of daring and speed.
and to my balance by which i can stand,
one wheel,
indestrucible, with guardian angles for all.
take out the ‘under god’ part.
it’s unconstitutional.
apparently your presidential powers apply here too.
wtf is that ?
a computer monitor
Glad you made the angels plural. No telling how many I need 
I’m all for trigonometry but this is taking it a bit far surely?
Loose.
Re: I pledge allegiance…
well said
speaking of the seperation of church and state…
what would be the most important seperation in unicycling?
butt and seat after riding for X-miles?