I pledge allegiance......

I pledge allegiance to my unicycle,
and my crazy sense of daring and speed.
and to my balance by which i can stand,
one wheel,
indestrucible, with guardian angles for all.

take out the ‘under god’ part.
it’s unconstitutional.

apparently your presidential powers apply here too.

wtf is that ?

a computer monitor

Glad you made the angels plural. No telling how many I need :wink:

I’m all for trigonometry but this is taking it a bit far surely?


Re: I pledge allegiance…

well said

speaking of the seperation of church and state…
what would be the most important seperation in unicycling?

butt and seat after riding for X-miles?