Total_uni, I OWN YOUR SOUL!! MWHAHAHAHAH!!!
says so right here: http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=37103
niiiiiiiiiiiiice.
well…it’s a worthless peice of crap really.
Yeah, that’s true.
But he did also agree to slave labour, so that’s good.
he has three days to back out of the contract.
(Damn, there’s too much crap in my sig now. It makes a one-line post look like War and Peace. Time for some pruning.)
Murde Mental: Sabin, can i have your soul?
uni trials rider: nah
uni trials rider: i’d like to keep it
Murde Mental: please?
uni trials rider: i’ll think about it
Murde Mental: now?
uni trials rider: no…i dont want to be like total uni
Murde Mental: fine
Murde Mental: I understand
uni trials rider: cool
Murde Mental: well?
Murde Mental: can I have it?
uni trials rider: ah, fine
Murde Mental: DEAL!!!
I OWN SABIN’S SOUL ASWELL MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Or a really small font size. 
Ya didn’t get mine, though!! HA!
YOINK! got your soul! (not really…yet!)
Burn it and kill him so he becomes a undead zombie, and you can sick him on bikers and skateboarders and cops and security and people who get in your way!!!
Are you talking about total_uni? Shouldn’t Murde pick someone a bit LARGER and more menacing? Like… Sofa?
I bet that little mongrel can bite, and probably pinch pretty hard, and maybe scream.
But why would you want a psycho zombie that could kill you at the drop of a hat.
So, when they die you have to duke it out with Satan or God depending on what kind of life they’ve led.
Unless they don’t believe in that. That’s a whole other bag of crap you don’t want to be dealing with.
Of course not, you own the soul, so god and the devil have no rights over it, you could do whatever you want with it…
I say you destroy the souls and kill them s you can have 2 minions at your disposal, that can only be killed by having their head shot or stabbed.
why would you waste two souls?
that’s two chances to sell your soul to the devil with no consequences (except that you lose one of your spare souls) for various things you want at the time
But why not have super-human zombie minions???
I know, keep ne as minion and sell the other soul to the devil so you can live luxuriously with a super zombie minion butler!!
or sell one soul for two less valuable ones, and the other to live in the lap of luxury, so you are rich and have to slightly less valuable minions
Thats just pushing it…
Wow, this is really gruesome stuff. Nightmarish.
Since I’m going to sleep now, I’ll think happy thoughts instead…
butterflies…
bunny rabbits…
sunshine…
UNDEAD SUPER-HUMAN ZOMBIE MINIONS!!!
oh, no… I can’t sleep…
Just say “I’d sell my soul to have an infinite number of wishes with no restrictions.” The Devil would come, you’d sign a paper only saying “One (1) soul” So it doesn’t have to be yours.
Perfect, and you have a spare in case you dirty yours.