Anyone want to employ me? I’m hard working (despite the fact that I’m too lazy to go out looking for work, and instead just sit at home on my computer hoping firstly that work will just come to me somehow via the internet without me having to lift a finger and secondly that it will involve unicycling in some respect). So, um, yeh, anyone got any work going?
You can work for me, if you don’t care about money.
Hmmmmm. It’s my best offer yet, so I guess I’ll have to take it if nothing else comes up. Just for reference though, I would prefer a job where I receive payment of some kind, preferably in cash. Though I would graciously accept payment in blue Smarties.
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Seems a lot of this going on lately…
It looks like they’ll pay me just to put up posters in the union? Is there some kind of a catch?
You seem confused, that website details ways in which you can earn serious cash collecting online casino bonuses playing blackjack. It is a feeder site to www.blackholebonus.com which gives exact details of the best bonus sites around, and how to play blackjack perfectly. They make money because if you sign up to the casino through this site they get paid by the casino, there is no catch.
But it says if your uni isn’t on the list on the main page then you can become that unis advertising rep, and they’ll pay you just to put up posters in the SU. I was just wondering if after putting up the posters you were still required to sign up for doing what you described?
Anyway I faced reality and went out looking for a job in the real world today. Gave CVs in to places but heard nothing yet. I’m planning on riding round to all the bike shops in a 20 mile radius of my house tomorrow, until somewhere employs me. Or until I stop at a pub.
Oh right, my uni is already on there so I hadn’t considered that option, if they will pay you to do that it sounds good, you don’t ever tell them which casinos you’ve signed up to so if you don’t want to gamble then I don’t see why that would be a problem. I don’t work for them or anything, I’m just trying to spread the word so students get rich off multi-national corporations.