we were almost to page 1000, and the last post in there was by me:
well, here we are. page 999. I’m going to make a speech about page 1000, for the first post on that page. with my page dance at the end.
I was writing my speech in notepad and it went like this so far:
ladies and gentlemen of the most replys inner scrotum, I welcome you to the fabled page 1000. we have worked long and hard to get to where we are today, and I would like to thank everyone for all their tireless turboposting OH MY GOD I JUST NOTICED THE THREAD IS LOCKED GILBY IS NOT A GOOD PERSON HE SHOULD BE TORTURED OHNOS