I hear you. Still, no harm in asking.
I avoid drinking and driving as much as I can and drive with a unicycle on my back seat the rest of the time. I’m quite confident that I can talk my way out of a breathalyzer test by offering to ride a uni as a sobriety test.
And I checked, I can ride when I’m wa-a-asted.
A friend of mine uses an old tequila bottle (sans labels) to keep cold water in the fridge.
It was only a matter of time…