So again, thanks for colonizing the Commonwealth of Virginia and subsequintly giving my liege, Govenor Tim Kaine, an excuse to distribute the spoils of his executive office in the form of paid leave. The British monarchy is now, by far, my favorite symbolic head of any foreign government.
Yes: Taxpayers, thank you for your money, and Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth, II and His Royal Highness, Prince Philip, The Duke of Edinburgh, thank you for the flimsy premise. I’m sure I will waste half the day sleeping and the other half unicycling, in either case, thank you, I deserve this.
My grandparents met Elizabeth the Second, by the Grace of God, of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland and of Her other Realms and Territories Queen, Head of the Commonwealth, Defender of the Faith in NYC in the 80’s.
My grandmother was born a true cockney (within the sound of the Bow Bells) and my father was born on a RAF base, so I was taught to heart Britain too.