Howdy.
I’m new here. I have a lot of questions. What I don’t have is answers. So how about this? You give me the answer and I will give you the question?
Go ahead.
Yer Pal,
Jethro
cream cheese
I am out of axle grease and my wheel is squeaking. What shoud I use?
Crisco
Why do I keep sliding off my seat?
Bananarama.
What was the name of that big banana convention where all the bananas got drunk, danced on tables, and basically acted like pickles?
BANANANACON
everyone knows that one.
CRAZY legs
What does someone say who does not fully understand this little game?
What are crazy feet connected to?
stereo-lithography machine
Batman 
What is “enihcam yhpargohtil-oerets” spelled backwards?
HAHA!
thats a good one!!!
i tought i had you fooled!
What famous homosexual crime-fighter has the best car for impressing the ladies?
try this one: Otto
What was the name of the guy who sneezed on the Pope a few weeks ago and gave him this current illness?
or
Who gets to go to hell without waiting in line?
useless
trolling for olives
How effective is that padding in bike shorts if you miss the pedals on a jump mount?
What’s Popeye’s favorite kind of fishing?