Well sort of, I got this new job on monday, Im a waiver at a local tax company place. All i have to do is stand outside and wave to people as they drive by and i have to wear a Lady Liberty costume but thats not a big deal, so my boss said its fine if i ride my unicycle around as long as im waving to people, Now the fiirst day was fun, but today i was all sore cus i pretty much rode 4 hours straight on monday lol. so i didnt ride at all today but i practiced my juggling and ive already gotten better,
Now i wuld recomend a job like this to anyone who wants a job that they actually look forward to going to, especcially if when you get home you go outside and ride your unicycle
But wouldn’t work for me. When I unicycle I wanna do tricks. And when I do tricks, I wanna learn new tricks. And sometimes I can’t learn a new trick straight away and I keep practising it and then somebody passes by and I look at them angrily.
So, I’d just end up scaring the customers away by swearing a lot and looking at them as if I was gonna kill them.
wat happened was, these kids, who i have never met walked up to me and started talking to me about the job, they were smoking cigarettes, and obvisoly i wasnt cus i was in uniform and working, they talked to me for like 10 minutes then my boss calls me in and says im fired cus my frends are bad kids and i need to make better decisions and since im hanging out with them it doesnt look good for the company, and i was like there not my frends i just met them, and he was all well other people want your job so, consider yourself fired, but ill call you if i need u, but i probally wont.
Well now you know how to get the next guy fired, and the guy they hire after that, and so on. Till eventually they’ll have to get back to hiring you back.
The evil side of me wonders if those kids new that their misbehaving around you would get you fired?
