i found this funny.

I got this in an email, I thought it was funny.

If I Were President George W. Bush’s Speechwriter By Mitchell R. Robb

Good evening my fellow Americans. First, I want to pass on my condolences
to the people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this
tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that can
be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the
greatest country in the world and we will get through this trying time.
Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty differences and
show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the
American people.

To the people responsible for Tuesday’s tragedy, I say this: Are you
fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your heads wrapped too tight? Have
you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking
with? Americans are so hungry to kill that we shoot at each other every
day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression.

Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started
fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over in Japan?
We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them
in their own back yard. That’s what we in America call a big-ass barbecue.

Ever seen Texas on a map? Ever wonder why it’s so big? Because we wanted
it that way. Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut
our lawns. England? We sent them packing.

Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good ol’ USA. The only reason
he got away the first time is because it’s too hard to shoot someone when
you’re doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren’t trained to laugh
and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn’t stop a pack of Cub Scouts from
taking over his shitty little country.

Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and
try to hide, Bin Laden. There’s not a hole deep enough or a mountain high
enough that’s going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will bomb
every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps and any place that
looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few
bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past.

This is America. We kick ass. This is what we do. Go ahead and laugh now,
but the Tomahawks are coming and we will smoke your sorry asses.

God Bless America!

“Tony Ranieri” <usenetaddy@woogu.com> wrote in message
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> I got this in an email, I thought it was funny.
>

<snip>

Ouch. I thought it was pretty racist.

Vicki

http://frugalcrafts.com

That’s what I thought…


Brian Wilmot

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“Vicki” <vicki@frugalcrafts.com> wrote in message
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> “Tony Ranieri” <usenetaddy@woogu.com> wrote in message
> news:9oarf9$kcr$1@www.darklock.com
> > I got this in an email, I thought it was funny.
> >

> <snip>
>
> Ouch. I thought it was pretty racist.
>
> Vicki
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> http://frugalcrafts.com

I think the humor was supposed to be anti-Republican – the racism of the
piece was obviously intentional and exaggerated on purpose.

Vicki wrote:
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> Ouch. I thought it was pretty racist.
>
> Vicki
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> http://frugalcrafts.com


Jay Tierney – jay@jaytierney.com

same here.

Vicki wrote:

> “Tony Ranieri” <usenetaddy@woogu.com> wrote in message
> news:9oarf9$kcr$1@www.darklock.com
> > I got this in an email, I thought it was funny.
> >

> <snip>
>
> Ouch. I thought it was pretty racist.
>
> Vicki
> –
> http://frugalcrafts.com

yeah, it is, but i still thought it was funny, mostly because it sounds
like one of the ‘out there’ comments i could imagine bush saying…

“Vicki” <vicki@frugalcrafts.com> wrote in message
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> Ouch. I thought it was pretty racist.