I died.

Off-topic
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I just died a few days ago. I figured I should let all of you guys know. I just wanted to warn you that I am dead. I guess it’s the begging on the zombie apocalypse.

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aite

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You just noticed this? We’ve been aware of it since December 2007.

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I died on December 32nd 1999

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I hate when that happens. Try to avoid it.

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Cool story, bro. Do you tell it at parties? Let me guess… You found $5 at the end?