I can do it nine times
Nice work, after 2 or 3 times I fall right asleep.
You must be really bored, Michael.
Eh, at the end of the day it’s relaxing to flip the crank a few times, aye?
You can do what 9 times?
i think i know what hes talking about, but after 4 times, i start getting bruised.
edit: for sure your bleeding at 9.
Why hint around. Just say it. Masturbation.
If youre masturbating multiple times in a row, I think you are getting rather desperate. Time get yourself a girl. Or a guy.
So what is this thread now? A competition on how much you can masturbates?
Although orgasms are generally healthy for you, that many CAN’T be good.
+1 to Jerrick. If that’s what you’s talking about. Hahaha.
Guys, seriously, this is the kind of thing best left between you and a box of tissues, whether or not it is masterbation you are talking about. If you are going to make a thread then at least tell us what you are talking about up front, and even then, if it is useless then just post it in most replys, or one of the many other pointless talking threads, no need to polute the search results with more crap.
I am joining John in his War on Forum Polution!
MR isnt pointless. Countless questions about unicycles and random stuff gets asked and answered in there. Many discussions get started in there, and generally, are talked about much better than in other areas of the forum. MR saves a lot of threads from being made in JC and RSU. I couldn’t say how many times I have read “Hey, I dont want to make a new thread, so ill ask in here.” (MR) But its quite a bit.
So one of the biggest defenders here against “Pollution” is MR.
Maybe someday youll learn.
Don’t hate on our mad skills. We are not desperate, we represent a new ear of youth who are scared of std’s. Teenage girls, percentage wise, have the most stds. We choose to protect ourselves and keep healthy by making love to our hands. Sometimes, as in unicycling you want to take it to the extreme. Does jumping off a 10ft wall make you desperate? Nope. Neither does going for ten rounds with my righty. Some of us don’t want a whiny girl, or we’re ugly (as in myself) so we have very few options which consist of the lochness monster, bike foot, and a lagoon creature named sally (easy to see why I choose myself, aye) or maybe you just want to love yourself to the fullest. Either way, the ends justify the means, and the piston well chug the train as long as the engineer gets paid.
Don’t judge us.
I can’t believe you, even as unicyclist, are so closed mined to our ways.
First off you mean type it, buddy.
We’re not desperate, Mr. Judgemental. And no, not everybody is like you and needs somebody else to handle their business, some are capable and independent.
It’s not a competition, it’s motivation to reach you fullest potential.
Uh huh. Whatever. Act your age. Desperate. Im surprised at you. I mean you must be gay or something to be so interested in what other guys do with their selves, and not only that, but how many times. Heck maybe you can join up together and be masturbation buddies. Yeah, sounds good huh? The extra hand may help get that extra one out and get your count up. Move up the ranks yeah? Maybe this thread should be deleted and you guys can take it to a gay community, or perverts.com, somewhere where this would be appreciated and glorified. But settle down, don’t take the internet serious.
In all seriousness, id rather not hear or talk about your guys’ masturbation habits. So ill ignore this thread now. Cya.
Haha, I was joking as I do with my friends. No need to get super cereal.
super cereal? is it fruit loops? i only like fruit loops. Everything else is sorta gross. I like honey nut chereos as well too. hin hint towards taking this thread off topic
OK guys. I thought at least one person would get the reference to an inside joke in two Homestar Runner cartoons. i.e. uni57, who has Strong Bad as his avatar.
Crazy Cartoon and Virus.
You guys sure are pretty creative, though.