I am from the future. Do not ask questions.

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@Hazmat

Here he is.

No, HERE he is:

Alter Egos (fake accounts)

'Tis Not To Fear! Captain Obvious Is Here! I Think, that ‘‘Unibikeling’’, just MAY BE, The same as, The user ‘‘Banana Kitten’’ This, is my speculation!

You have an impostor.