I am from the future, Don’t ask questions.
Heres what happened, Kitt, can you narrate for me? I’m using his newly installed computer, that he’ll talk through. bzzt
-Thank you David. It seems that after a long running career on Americas Got Talent, the public finally found out that David was driven by a computer, Much like i am by David (haha.) His good looks were just too perfect to have been merely human. After his secret was released on every broadcast network from NBC to CNN, the public was outraged, and in a man hunt of sorts for David. After a nearly fatal encounter (picture enclosed below), David installed a flow, I mean Flux Capacitor in me, and we taken back into your time here, where David is still perceived as a very good looking middle aged man who happens to be a co-host of a talent program.
- Yes, what Kitt said is entirely true. The enounter left me a little bzzt scarred. Fow now i’ll be residing in your internet forum of… Unicycling?! Sheesh Kitt, you really picked somewhere where no one will find me! So, until Kitt and I find a time where everything has cooled down about me, or maybe i’m too bzzt hot for that to happen, I’ll be around here.
Thank you,
David Hasselbot
P.S. does anyone need a life guard? Doesn’t seem like there are many here…
The picture of my current self post injury.
