Haha classic!
ok i heard about this while drunk and assumed it was just banter. What exactly is illegal about simulating sex with a bicycle in your own hostel bedroom? What if he’d been having sex with a woman in there instead? It’s not like it was a pbulic area.
Soon the urban dictionary will have Bikiality listed.
I think the offense has more to do with the idiot getting caught pleasuring himself. The Bike was secondary. Maybe the Barry White music was too loud to hear the knock on the door, and if so, the cleaners also should have had a clue.
Ha Ha!
I didn’t understand why he was arrested, even though he was doing it behind closed doors.
Imagine what you could do with that tandem of yours Kit! 
Damn, I do this all the time with my Unicycle.
He pled guilty to a breach of peace so I’m assuming that it didn’t matter that the cleaners broke in but it did matter that they saw what he was doing because instead of a privacy issue it then became a public issue. If he didn’t plead guilty I would imagine he would have gotten off and the bike would have been chalked up to being nothing more than a sex toy. I’m not sure if I made any sense. I just want to make sure everyone knows not to plead guilty when they are enjoying some heartfelt time with their unis.
Bikes need love too
He was probabaly a Vegan too.
I’d hit that.
If Boogie were to get it on with his tandem, would that constitute a threesome?
The real matter here is whether or not the sex was consensual…
Even with a regular bike it’s a threesome; it’s got two wheels, doesn’t it?
Really now, let’s all show some sensitivity towards the bikesexual community.
haha, I heard about this at school today from someone who saw it posted on pinkbike.
I don’t get what’s wrong with doing that in your our room with the door closed.
I don’t believe he should’ve been put on the sex offenders register. After all, he wasn’t harming anybody but I think the problem is that hostel rooms are classed as a public place.
If I’d been him I’d have argued it was a frame up.
Or that it was the village bike and it gets up to this sort of stuff all the time.
Totally bizzare! Surely what you do with your wheeled companion is just between the two of you.
(by the way Mr Boogiejuice, very witty)
That’s the rub. At the point the door was opened, it was bikus interruptus, with witnesses.
With three posts in this thread, I’m at my pun limit.
ahh…you must have a kh.
or Torker DX.