human soul on ebay

sometimes i find strange auctions… if anyone has been thinking about buying a human soul, you can get one right now on ebay. it’s only $4,000 and the person will sign this contract in blood. sounds like a bargain to me.

i dont have pay pal or i would bid on this in a heart beat, the price is right.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=8258852150&rd=1&sspagename=STRK%3AMEWA%3AIT&rd=1

Yeah, but where would you put it?

in the human body ebay will have up for sale?

Back pocket, duh

that is a waste of the listing fees

you can’t sell your soul with a piece of paper…it doesn’t work.

yeah, just in case you loose yours you can just whip that thing out of your pocket. like an emergency soul

hes selling a piece of paper and a pen, but when you buy them, you get his soul for free

It’s like a McDonalds’ happy meal toy!

only more usefull

I hope he finds a buyer who knows how to properly care for his soul.

I like to cover my soles with shoes and socks. :stuck_out_tongue:

how could u use a human soul?

how could you not, im surprised its still doesn’t have any bids, i bet theres a ton of people watching that soul, in like the last ten minutes it will reach 100000 i guarentee it

I don’t, barefoot is the way to go.

Gee, I wonder if Satan has an Ebay account? He’s the only one who would want this item! :roll_eyes:

A frightening thought.

Sounds like a nice guy, who is a bit desparate right now.

And now the auction is closed with no bids…

I guess we can all breathe a sigh of relief, that neither Satan nor some Christian unicyclist group now owns his soul.