How Would You Want To Die?!!!!!!!!

[spazdude222]

I want to eat a tub full of beans.

[Tomahawk]

I have want to go into cardiac arrest from eating too many twinkies and cupcakes.

[Catboy]

I would like to die as the last human being ever, by getting super pissed and commiting seppuku via frisbee, or rubiks cube.

[Tomahawk]

I want to go off a 50ft drop on my DX and have the impact cause the seat post to enter my ass and come out of my head, thus spraying blood and fragments of skull in every direction.

[saskatchewanian]

two years ago i decided on geting sucked into a tornado while shooting robertson falls in a canoe then getting struck by lightning before landing in the lake and drowning, i can probably factor a unicycle in there somewhere

[koebwil]

In bed with two women. There’s your happiness overload.

[johnfoss]

@dudewithasock

Actually I wanna die to this thing

Been there, done that (on my honeymoon, Stingray City, Grand Cayman). They’re cute little buggers, but slimy.

I’d like to die at the time of my choosing, as far in the future as possible. I still have a plan to ride a unicycle on my 100th birthday. Even if I have to hold onto a wall I’ve still won.

[UniGeezer]

I wouldn’t.

[Hazmat]

I would want to die the same way this little fella did.

Watch the whole thing.

Kiwi!

[cathwood]

Painlessly.

But I want to live forever.

[Borges]

@Tom Lehrer

When you attend a funeral,
It is sad to think that sooner or L-
ater those you love will do the same for you.
And you may have thought it tragic,
Not to mention other adjec-
tives, to think of all the weeping they will do.
But don’t you worry.
No more ashes, no more sackcloth.
And an armband made of black cloth
Will some day never more adorn a sleeve.
For if the bomb that drops on you
Gets your friends and neighbors too,
There’ll be nobody left behind to grieve.

And we will all go together when we go.
What a comforting fact that is to know.
Universal bereavement,
An inspiring achievement,
Yes, we all will go together when we go.

(The first two lines rhyme, in case you hadn’t noticed)

[Mikefule]

@andrew_carter

Manta Ray’s are scary things! I was out fishing with a mate of mine, standing in knee deep water amongst some mangroves when we saw a manta ray with what must have been (literally) a 2m wing span about 10m away from us. We made it back to the boat pretty quickly,

Manta rays are beautiful graceful non-threatening plankton eaters. If it was a manta ray, you wasted a fantastic opportunity. Snorkelling off a boat in Tobago a few years ago, Ruth and I were able to hitch rides on mantas. They don’t mind, but just swim along gently. When they’ve had enough, they suddenly speed up or go deep and you have to let go. It was a fantastic privilege to dive with mantas, and if I never get to snorkel or dive in tropical waters again, it is a memory I will cherish.

Or are you thinking of sting rays? Sting rays will not chase you and attack you. They are part of what you go in the water to see.

[tobbogonist]

sting rays really copped out when animals where being named.

How hard is it to try and convince someone that something known as a ‘sting’ ray is mostly harmless. It is like calling a dog a ‘Bite’ dog then trying to get your neighbours to mind it whilst your going away.

“hey mate you reckon i can leave me bite dog in your yard whilst im away this weekend?”