I need to devise a plan to get other people into the sport of unicycling. I have discovered the high level of difficulty involved in convincing another person to become a unicyclist. I have had some success. I have gained the interest of a small number of people. I am sure that most of these people would become avid unicyclists if it were not for the fact that they do not have unicycles. What I need to do is find a way to help them get unicycles. This could be expensive but I am not going to buy a unicycle for any of them. I need to convince them that purchasing a unicycle is the best way to spend there money. Some of them may need permission from their parents. And for others they only way for them to get a unicycle may be to have their parents buy it for them. I figure that that best way of going about this may be to write a letter to each of their parents. The letter would be persuasive and include in detail all of the benefits of unicycling and explain that it is not as dangerous as it looks. I would like to know what I should include in these letters that I am going to write. Any ideas or suggestions or possible alternatives to this plan would be appreciated.-
Just tell them all about the great times you’ve had while riding. After awhile they’ll want in on all the fun, so offer to teach them and bada bing bada boom, you’ve introdeced another person into the world of unicycling
Easy.
- Find a girl.
- Marry that girl.*
- Put a bun or two in the oven.
- Buy them each a unicycle for their 5th birthday.
*This step can be skipped, but reduces the chance of step 4 from happening.
damn, onion beat me to the obvious joke in the title
find a suitable host for your unispawn
simply tell all of them that they will be riding there unicycles everywhere. over time the amount of gas money they will save will soon turn into the unicycle they brought. simple 