How many Unicyclists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

one lightbulb to buy a unicycle and one blacklight to steal it
all the lightbulbs to make up the “lightbulb” population
one lightbulb to say start something that has to do w/ christ and get banned for it
two lightbulbs to attempt a frontflip on a light
one to eat it trying … the other to get wet
one lightbulb to make a website so all the lightbulbs can be entertained
a select few good lightbulbs to spin thier wheel 3 times underneath them and land it

haha
i think thats all of us lightbulbs

and one to type so horribly that noone can read the post and 6 to criticise him

and another to state that he is too hardcore to type… he has to hit the keyboard w/ his elbows and delete the letters he doesn’t want

one to state that his family have agreed to spend more time in the dark so he therefore has a lot of lightbulbs for sale on ebay.

im to hard core to use my elbows i either use my head or the mouse swungs as a whip

yoopers

this made me laugh and get funny looks from my bros and sis’

Twelve to ask how to change a lightbilb without crushing the crown jewels.

Martin/

You got Jagur and Mikefule. This is the last person-specific one. The rest are not aimed at any one person.

(And Street Lighting was brilliant)

two to discuss the possibility of doing a backflip with a lightbulb

one to say that they screw in lightbulbs for christ

about 6 others saying the screw in lightbulbs for other things

then a few more to say they don’t need a reason to change the lightbulb, they just change the bulb because they want to

one to make a post asking how many unicyclsit does it take to screw in a light bulb and 31 to reply

Oooh, oooh. I know, I know. But I already got one so I’ll leave it for someone else.

One to put a lightbulb on his unicycle!

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One to make some really stupid comment.

One to say that just because we have light bulbs doesn’t mean we juggle them.

And one to say that light bulbs are great for juggling (it’s true!)

Approx. 15-20 dim-witted non-riders to ask the ever-so-clever-question of “Hey where is the other half of your lightbulb installation device?”

Several to pass the 10 levels of screwing in a light bulb, one to test them and one to achieve the 11th level.

Cathy