1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed
14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have been changed differently
7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs
1 to move it to the Lighting section
2 to argue then move it to the Electricals section
7 to point out spelling/grammar errors in posts about changing light bulbs
5 to flame the spell checkers
3 to correct spelling/grammar flames
6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” … another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid
2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”
15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light bulb” is perfectly correct
19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take this discussion to a lightbulb forum
11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum
36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for this technique and what brands are faulty
7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs
4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the corrected URL’s
3 to post about links they found from the URL’s that are relevant to this group which makes light bulbs relevant to this group
13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”
5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they cannot handle the light bulb controversy
4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”
13 to say “do a Google search on light bulbs before posting questions about light bulbs”
1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and start it all over again.
Haha, funny.
I could of sworn that I have read this before though.
it’s actually lightbulb…
1 12 year old noob to post in random text talk jabber that’s so bad nobody can understand what he said…
Yeah, um, I was just changing a lightbulb and it slipped out of my hand when I was screwing it out and it broke.
One of those mercury filled ones too.
One to post a thread about changing “light bulbs”, another one to express his feeling of Déjà vu and a third one to point out that it’s actually “lightbulb”. Then we have number four who complains about the original post, and a fifth one sharing his experience with a mercury filled lightbulb.
And finally the sixth person who has to point out that it has been posted before, and while he’s at it, complain about using the search function of the forums.
Six unicyclists and still no lightbulbs changed.
But I did change a lightbulb.
Unfortunately for a lot of unexpectant mothers, a lightbulb is one of the few things you can UNscrew!
Uh… I in no way complained about the original post. I was just adding to the list.
And one to make the obligatory perverted joke.
That’s what she said.
Oh. my. God.
Alex, go read your Bible.
Nah, then he will go blind and have an increased risk of cancer… and those lightbulbs become useless.
In junior high my friends and I found a box of the long fluorescent mercury filled light bulbs by a dumpster and we used them to play baseball. We would each take turns getting rocks thrown at us and we would hit them with the bulbs. So much about that was wrong.
… And a partridge in a pearr treeee!
lol “out loud”
Oh. I apologize for the misunderstanding.
1 to complain that there’s no lightbulb smiley.
Q: How many forum members does it takes to change a light bulb?
A: 1, all he/she needs is a 5ft giraffe unicycle or if it’s atop a really tall building like a stadium or similar. Then this machine giraffe.
4 to comment its been posted here before
I guess, but i still think my answer for it is priceless.
Regarding JC:
Three to complain that the light bulb must be dim because of all the poor capitalization, spelling, and punctuation.
- To post a light bulb thread in JC, the other was unicyclist related and in RSU.