How many apples do i have?

Three.

no, Chuck Norris steals them all!

Who cares how many apples you have when a cat is riding an invisible bike?

Oh, I get it, three! hahaha

is this the one you’re nominating for the stupidest thread?

edit: yes, it is!

But I don’t like them apples?

All your apples are belong to Me

Are you juggling them apples?