Ok, so I am reading reddit, and a very interesting topic sprouts up. It’s quite funny to read. I am curious as to people’s answers on here.
How many 5 year olds can you take on?
I say about 2 thousand or so…
Depends how fit they are, what equipment they and I have, my and their familiarity with the terrain, their mental age and how I’m gonna take them one: one at a time or all at once.
But, at a rough guess, I’d say about ten thousand… Probably more if I have some booze and good rhythmical music.
Why?
man this topic brings on a mental picture of a lone guy, in ripped and torn grey clothes, standing on a hilltop
and surrounding the hill are thousands, upon thousands of 5 year olds, all baring their teeth and each division led by a captain who carrys a red, frayed and ripped, flag
and then, all at once they charge
as you can see ive put much thought to this topic:)
in a pillow polo stick fight 30 or 40
Can I have a tank?
But probably about 10.
Reminds me of a question we used to ask when doing shows in elementary schools:
“How many kindergartners does it take to pick up one juggling ball?”
(Scenario: Usually the smallest kids sit in the front. Sometimes a juggling ball gets away, and falls off the stage!)
The answer? All of them. It looks like a Wizard of Oz version of a shoe sale.
So, back to the original question. Do the kids have scissors?
I shall not fight my own kind…
we are talking about actual age not mental age, sorry MR Crowe.
hahaha…nice.
BURN!!!
Simple. Just hand out Kool-Aid with your favorite poison in the mix. No 5 year old will turn down Kool-Aid.
Wait… are they rabid? That’s a different story, then.
all at once, i would say probably somewhere inbetween 50 and 80.
it would be much easier if they were a bunch of obese children though. they would die running before they would be able to even get to me!
if i had a wooden spoon, those demons would be running for their mommies and covering their bottoms. ;D
Hrmmm… if I am my nice don’t want to hurt the kids self… probably 12 or so…
If I don’t care about the safety of the kids or anything… then tons… hundreds easily… thousands probably… I would probably only be limited by running out of energy…
A more interesting proposal is how many 10 year olds…
Keld
Idk about 5 year olds, but I could take on Det-riot, zfreak220, and Joe2005 anyday. 
Bring it on punk! 
THIS IS DAYCARE!!! kicks kid into a timeout area
Probably 1 and maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaybe 2. 5 year olds are vicious soulless creatures who will show no mercy. Plus they are usually really cute which makes it harder for me to full on attack them. They are diabolical!
~Claire
ouch, so how long is Joe2005 in timeout?
(im not aloud to hit girls) 
Punk=A male prostitute
wow, this is a family forum I thought…