How do you know know if your cats are spoiled?

Brian_MacKenzie · February 4, 2006, 5:10pm

Is it when you are grocery shopping and you buy crabmeat specifically for them because you and your Missus don’t eat it, and think they will love it?

Or is it when you excitedly put it on their 3 cat dishes for them, while explaining to them that it’s not approriate to jump on the counter and to wait until it’s on the floor?

Or is it when two of them start eating and one of them turns up his nose, so you go down to the convenience store to buy him tuna because you know he likes it?

Brian, the petarent of three lucky cats

(I won’t get into the time I slept in the spare room because when it was time to get into bed, they were in my place, asleep, and looked waaay to comfy and cute to wake up!)

dudewithasock · February 4, 2006, 5:13pm

Or, when your cat is more of a lazy drunkard than the guy across the street.

(Not my picture btw, I don’t have any cats )

trials_uni · February 4, 2006, 5:15pm

my cat is lucky…in fact shespoiled downright rotten…and its all my fault. heres a list of her spoilings:

when i make tuna she always ends up with more tha me
when she comes in the room she becomes the center of attention
if shes on my bed when i want to go to sleep…i sleep on my couch
she eats before i do in the morning

dudewithasock · February 4, 2006, 5:16pm

Hahaha, that made me laugh out loud.

trials_uni · February 4, 2006, 5:27pm

same here.

Radical_Reed · February 4, 2006, 5:35pm

my cats sort of like that if my cat sleeps on my bed he gets most of the covers, but then i gety my revenge, if its cold i put one cat on my feet and one around my neck/chest. oh so comfy

trials_uni · February 4, 2006, 6:22pm

^ good idea!

yoopers · February 4, 2006, 6:47pm

Brian,

I don’t know what the big deal is about knowing whether or not your cat is spoiled. It’s pretty easy to tell. Does is smell when you open the container and is it covered with green fuzz?

UniGeezer · February 4, 2006, 7:29pm

The many faces of my boy, “Morty” And “Spoiled” is an understatement!

dudewithasock · February 4, 2006, 7:31pm

AWWWWWWWWWW

He’s cute.

I’ve developed a new respect for cats - they don’t always bark at me when I unicycle.

trials_uni · February 5, 2006, 8:53am

i think hes great. i love cats.

DigitalDave · February 5, 2006, 12:16pm

silly pics for u cat luvers

Borges · February 5, 2006, 1:52pm

We’re getting a cat soon.
If it’s a male I want to call him Jeoffrey, for he is an instrument for the children to learn benevolence upon.

harper · February 5, 2006, 2:48pm

You know your cats are spoiled if you haven’t killed and eaten them yet.

TheObieOne3226 · February 5, 2006, 11:17pm

I have a 38 lb cat. It eats dried food by laying on the floor next to the bowl, tipping the food from the bowl onto the floor, and eating the food off the floor. It lays down any time it is not walking to poop or eat.

GILD · February 6, 2006, 1:03am

When you devote an entire thread on a unicycling-forum site to them?

pinwheel · February 6, 2006, 1:47am

catz rule

Cat are cool… But Brian, I hope you aren’t feed those cat regular tinned tuna, I don’t know what sorta stuff you have got in your tuna over there, but the salt content over here is way too high in tinned fish and can damage their kidneys… leading to renal failure sorry for the bad news, but fresh is best…

harper · February 6, 2006, 8:09am

I think cats are still edible after renal failure.

Checkernuts · February 6, 2006, 8:11am

So long as they are still fresh and not canned though. Canned cat is the worst its all salty and is hardly edible.

GILD · February 6, 2006, 8:15am

Indeed, that should also ensure that the meat is laced with uric acid, the substance that gives meat it’s ‘meaty’ taste. (Try meat from a carcass that was bled dry to appreciate the difference.)
So as long as you want to enjoy the muscles of small animals naturally marinated in urine, knock yourself out.