Scott Munn wrote the 2003 horoscopes for this month’s Cycling Plus (which no
doubt you’ll be able to read in a couple of weeks at
http://www.bikereader.com ).

Does anyone fancy taking on the challenge set for Leos?

“After Phil Liggett appears to you in a dream, promising ‘If you build it
they will come’, you start construction on a velodrome exclusively for the
use of naked unicycle racing. In subsequent nocturnal transmissions he
offers helpful advice, such as ‘have concessions for seniors’, ‘special days
for short people on extra tall unicycles’, and ‘make sure it meets fire
safety standards, you moron’. On opening day 50,000 avid fans will show up
but have to be turned away due to fire safety standards.”

Danny Colyer (remove safety to reply) ( http://www.juggler.net/danny )
Recumbent cycle page: http://www.speedy5.freeserve.co.uk/recumbents/
“He who dares not offend cannot be honest.” - Thomas Paine

To my knowledge, Phil Liggett is not an expert on unicycle racing or unicycle tracks. Therefore, I would take his advice in these areas with a grain of salt. Always consult the rulebooks before building your dedicated unicycle competition facilities :smiley:

Re: Horoscopes

GREAT! -this means they fear our rising dominance and status as usurpers of wheeled cool! The more old-school rants, the better.