the bigger police force to enforce “eminent domain,” and evict everyone.
Gilby: You got a cool idea here.
Let me get this straight.
IF all the drug cartel kingpins have a large gated community, even an island, they’d hire their own people to police the community.
They could even sell drugs to people who pull up by boat, or slide them thru a hole in the gate.
The gated community down the street could pay for their own garbage disposal, or if they run into budget problems, just let sanitation go. But they’re downwind of us.
And since you’re already “the body is my gated community, keep your laws off my body, legalize drugs and abortion” candidate [See United Gates of America thread], the guy who owns the road just became a crack head, and suddently there’s a huge increase in “usage fees.” And since the usage fees are going up in crack smoke, that road turns to crap.
But enterprising Gilby builds another road parallel to it, with a unicycle pathway, and part of the usage fee goes to pay for Gilby’s private police force, to arrest mis users and speeders who endanger unicyclists.
I think I can see something good come of this.
But someone else who owns the property where Gilby wants to build his road prefers her home, so Gilby must buy the government and the bigger police force to enforce “eminent domain,” and evict everyone.
But eminent domain abuse makes for an angry underprivileged group, so MORE of Gilby’s usage fees go to his private police force, to protect against terrorism. And we all understand, like our taxes for anti terrorism going into the pockets of Bush’s friends at Haliburton, Gilby’s usage fees get funneled into his friend’s pockets, but Gilby actually OWNS the security corps.
Could corruption come of this? Will the unicyclists lose their unicycle path? Is there a hole in Gilby’s system where all the good is leaking out? I want my unicycle path!!!
