i need help with retorts to certain insults such as these:
1.cant afford another wheel(this annoys me the most)
2.why do you ride that thing
3. you suck
4.retard
as you may have gussed they are uni related but im not going to stop riding to school any help with retorts is much apreccated
P.S im a pacifist so dont tell me to bash em up
Could you not afford the bigger penis?
Why don’t you?
Just do some cool freestyle move, start hopping, maybe SIB, anything cool looking. It usually shuts people up for me.
Just ignore them - they’re not worth the time to retort if that’s all they can come up with.
Laugh and say “good one.” If they figure out that it doesn’t affect you, they won’t bother trying to aggrivate you. It may take a while, but they’ll get bored and find someone else to hassle.
If they aren’t being sarcastic, I’ll just grin and mumble something like “yeah…”
But if they say it to be mean, I’ll just give them a blank stare and then keep going.
one time, it was my freshman year, i was going the shadle highschool, and i was riding around in the gym cause i didnt feel like hacky-sacking, then some kid walks in and said something rather vulgar to me and my friends, so i rode up extrememly fast to him, yelled out “Catch Me!!! I’m Gonna Fall!!!” then i just leaped from my uni onto him and man did he hit hard, then when the teachers came out to see what the sound was, i was already on my uni again and he told them he tripped lol, i dont know why i jumped on him (more of a tackle) but it worked and was extremely funny lol
hahahahahahaha that’s a goodun!
i should try that…
man ve gottta use that
just say, no i couldn’t, i spent it all last night with your mom, OOHHH burn:D
pacifist=not in my vocabulary
nice, nice, there are some people in my school that would just shut up if i said it cause its so stupid
to that they say “because im not gay”
then what do you say?
shoot the kids at school?
just ignore 'em…they’re not worth your trouble.
yeah, ignoring them is great, and most times when they say “bad” things to me i just laugh, theya re just jealous at my superiority of the uni! lol, but if any of them seem interested i stop and let them try, show them this site and udc, tell them some other good info and that ill help them learn if they ever want to get into.
But everyonce and i while i come back with some that will shut them up, or jump on them, thats always fun
Didnt I already tell you, get a grill and jus grill em.
If that is really your mentality, then you say, “I know you are but what am I?”
Anyone who brings sexual preference into such a “conversation” is not worth your time.
learn to 360 unispin…that’ll shut anyone up…or find a way to show them what someone whos really good can do…that’ll shut em up too.
You could just unleash Kris Holm on their ass. He could beat up anyone, even Chuck Norris.
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Ok maybe not Chuck Norris.
“That’s not what (insert name of his best friend) said.” Also you have to say this in a serious tone, put the emphasis on “That’s”.
Also for the “can’t afford” thing, I liked the shagged your mom thing, but if they have a sister it’s much more affective (especially if she’s a slut). I would also point it out if they spend far too much money on their clothes, for example. “Oh sorry, I guess I’m not rich enough to shop at a store where the walls are plastered with posters of half nude men (Abercrombie and Fitch)”
1.ive been ignoring them for 2-3 weeks they do it coutinualy
2.im twelve so i dont thing dudewithasock’s comment was an aproprite thing to say 'but if he was joking thats fine
3.a pacifist is a person who dosent fight but just takes it
4.i caught some ******* today throwing back at my uni and kicking it around
5.to unispin i need to learn to ride sif, i can kinda but still need to get the hang of it
6.i couldent get to kris holm as i live in aus maybe i could unleash Andrew carter 
sorry i misinterprited dude with a sucks comment
Ignoring will work, just hang in there. Sometimes the inertia of their stupidity outweights even the shortness of their attention span.
Another tactic that works quite nicely is to simply ask the commentor to repeat himself.
A simple ‘Excuse me?’ delivered in a sincere ‘i-didn’t-hear-you’ manner will almost always get the person to repeat himself. If you can get him to make the same silly comment or say the same lame insult three times in a row, he (and his listeners) will almost always realise how stupid it sounds.
Trying to go back at them with the ‘your mother’ kind of comments will get you nowhere and nowhere fast. I’m sure you’ve heard all the ‘don’t sink to their level’ comments in the past.
Don’t.
I just saw the maori comment in your sigline, if all else fails, get the cast of Once We’re Warriors to go sort them out.
(Kidding.)