I need all you P.I.M.P.'s out their to give me a hand.
I’m looking for the most random and funny pick up lines and even worthy ones.
Thanks
Logan
It’s obvious you could really use some.
Re: Hey pimp, got any SUper Pick up Lines!!!
Logan,
I know you like these threads based on the sheer number of them that you have been starting lately, but please grow up.
I’m not trying to say that its a bad thing to goof arround and have stupid threads every now and then but your theads have the content of the spam forum. Get something to your conversations and then start some theads if you have something to talk about.
This is not meant to be a burn in anyway, I’m just trying to let you know how these type of theads apear to other users who read alot of crap arround here feel. If you want to have a thread and discuss pick up lines tahts cool, but name it something a little more tasteful.
Mike
Before any pick up lines, you might want to get away from the computer and see some real people. You might find something else to do than just post threads.
edit. This one might work: “You have the eyes of thousand women… …I don’t mean you have them in a bucket or something, I’m just trying to say your eyes are beautiful.”
Stolen from the TV-show, Coupling (BBC version). Not an exact quote but you’ll get the idea.
you: Did it hurt?
her (or him): What?
you: When you fell from heaven.
i made that up
just kidding
heres a few lame and funny ones.
Do you eat alot of lucky charms cause you’re magically delicious.
If you were a booger i’d pick you first.
If your butt was a seafood resturaunt i’d pick the pupu platter.
Are you tired cause you’ve been running through my mind all day.
Is there a keg in your pocket cause id sure like to tap that a$$.
I know ill remember some later but thats all i can think of.
Trip, tell them some of the superb pick up lines that Dave made up.
john
hey baby! you wanna ride MY unicycle!
You should try some of these Weird Al pick up lines!
This is my favorite from the aforementioned song.
“My love for you’s like diarrhea
I just can’t hold it in”
Let’s see Logan, what might work for you? Oh, I know:
"Hey, I have $200…will you “party” with me?
hookers are cheaper than that.
Well, you would know son. I suspect like anything else you get what you pay for…
Sounds like Logan wasn’t the only one who needs a proper switching.
the best one so far
My favs about the eyes, thanks joona.
Don’t be belligerent I’m just trying to have a good time and your just a “hate monger”
tudles
Logan
Logan-You look a lot like my first girlfriend.
Potential Girlfriend- Really? How many Girlfriends have you had?
Logan- None.
Logan: “Are your pants made of mirrors??”
Girl: “No”
Logan: “Are you sure, cause I can see myself in them.”
This one will get you slapped, unless the girls easy… 
Maybe I should try that sometime. Ha haa! If the girl has a weird sense of humor that might almost work.
it’s more like.
Logan-(drool drool gurgle) hi! (says really fast and moves hand quickly to wave and then back down. looks away leans forward lots andwalks away quickly. Later on in the bathroom) Stupid, stupid, you could have had her.
I’m clearly a pimp here’s a pic of me let’s have a pole to see what the ladies think.
Tell me what you think of my pic and don’t be shy I’m sure it won’t go straight to my head. I’m the one in the aqua uniform.
Logan
