Help me win the New York State Lottery

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I’ve figured out how to get my new 36" unicycle.

I’m going to win the NYS Lottery.

I need 5 numbers 1 to 56, and 1 number 1 to 46.

And they must be WINNING Numbers!!

Please!

2

If I give you the winning numbers, what kind of cut of the winnings do I get?

3

8, 23, 42, 14, 48…and 33

I’ve always liked those numbers…XD

4

Definitly an 8. That will definitly be the one number from 1-46.

5

7, 13, 29, 56, 34

6

Grab 1 of those magic black 8 balls and see if the numbers you say come out as a “YES”

7

Use the Lost numbers.
They’re bound to come up sooner or later.

4 8 15 16 23 42

8

noooo the lucky numers minus the first five
13, 15, 21, 25, 31

9

I’ll buy you a unicycle too!

10

Well I don’t support gambling but go to the Source City and buy a lottery number picker. Its a keychain that randomly picks numbers.

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Problem is everyone else is using the same numbers. If those numbers ever win you’d have to share the winnings with every other lottery player in the state.

12

You know, Billy, there are plenty of old ladies to mug where you live. I think you’d raise the money a lot quicker.

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2,4,6,8,10

14

“The unicycle guy” is too easily identifiable in this neighborhood, maybe moreso since I’ve traded in unicycle/juggling for unicycle/dog walking. Only did 7.5 miles today, due to the cold.

15

The lottery is a tax on the stupid. The tickets are bought by the same people who believe in man made global warming. Now there is a correlation I’d like to study. Maybe I should apply for a grant. maybe Big Oil can peel off some of their profits to fund the research.

16

So true. You have a better chance of dying on the way to buy your ticket then you do actually winning it.

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1, 1, 2, 3, 5…8
you can’t go wrong with fibinacci!

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This statement annoys me so much. You can not compare the too. What if you live in the conveanance(sp?) store where you buy the ticket? Then your chances of dying are very slim. Also, you dying is something you have control over, so whey are your chances better? Because you may get in a car crash? So what, you have better chances of dying if you take a car on vacation then if you take a plane but why do people still drive? Are you calling them stupid also?

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You have a better chance of getting suck by lightning than you do of geting struck by thunder!

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I didn’t know lightning sucked you up or something.
Being struck by thunder has a high probability. The sound waves strike most people within miles of the source.