Help me find some SFX!!!

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I’m directing a short one-act play, about 3 philosophical fetuses(complete with a “door” and umbilical cords) who discuss the “after-birth”. I’ve gotten almost all the sound effects I need, however I’m having some real trouble finding 2 of them.

The first is that “Dah Nannah Nah!” sound that you hear when someone pull out a sword or some other item.

The second is a “Wah Wah Wahhhhh” when something bad happens… I’ve found a high-pitched one, but a lower pitched one would be nice.

Find either one and recieve a free prize!!!

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seriously thought that said sex…

i’ll find you stuff.

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ok, got the first easily, but the second’s giving me trouble.

perhaps you could edit the pitch of the one you found? Or does windows not have programs that do that? I know I do…

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Oh, I have it, for sure.

I’ll get it from you on aim.

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He’s not online, anyone else wanna help me please. It’s urgent.

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ohhhh sorry man i was tired, my parents were attacking me and i forgot to attach i9t…

if it will help at all I’ll send it to you if you’re online…

i can’t upload it to uni.com though.

I feel lame right now.

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If you still want it, it’s here