Help fellow unicyclist Greg Harper with his gambling obsession....

I’ll second that!

It may take a village of unicyclists to save our beloved Harper from his gambling obsession. In some threads, it seems he can talk of nothing else, and like nothing else matters to him.

Harper, remember, you don’t have to do it alone. We’re here to help you!

BTM

[Those are true quotes above, from the impeach bush thread]

Harper, you just can’t go wrong with betting it all on Red, the guaranteed winnings will bring great happiness

We’ve got to solve this before Fall 2008 when the Snoqualmie Casino opens.

The International Harper Day Coker Ride will end up being a trip to the casino, we’ll never make it to the trail head.

I’ll bet it won’t. Woops…I mean I’m willing to wager…dang. OK, $5 says…rats, I’m in a rut here.

Excuse me, but superheroes do not have gambling problems. They don’t have “problems” that are in the realm of ordinary man. They have super-problems, like how to save mankind. And even if Greg does have a “gambling obsession” as you call it, then rest assured he can handle it. And there must be a reason for it (calculated to ten decimal places).

But superheroes always have a weakness.

Oh, my God, I forgot (see, I don’t know too many superheroes). WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO??? WE HAVE TO HELP!!!

Greg – I bet you five bucks you cannot quit gambling.

what about jack bauer?

Can this be used as an excuse not to pay my gambling debt to him?
If so, I’ll be supportive.

Jack Bauer is not a superhero. But you’re right, he does not have any weaknesses.

When Jack jumps into water he doesn’t get wet, the water gets Jacked.

Has Harper exchanged his gambling addiction for sex addiction?

The following posts suggests he’s reading sex into innocuous posts One from the Should animals have a right to move… thread, and the other from the Fannie/Freddie thread

and

Dang. Busted.